Sex with robots in future will be better than humans...

[anon_x731qvsnsyb8i]

SEX gets better with ROBOTS!!!

Hey guys? Like women? TOO BAD!!! They say someday, you won't even care...


This is a steamer...as in a steaming pile of horse fecal matter.



3 shells any one??? Taco Bell? Ratburger?

I swear, life is starting to look like a really bad sci-fi cult film.

 

[chemmie]

At least you'd finally be able to get laid.

 

[anon_x731qvsnsyb8i]

At least you'd finally be able to get laid.

....coming from a married man...

 

[UCFRogerz]

At least you'd finally be able to get laid.

You made me laugh.

 

[anon_x731qvsnsyb8i]

You made me laugh.

Me too actually...

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

It already is.

 

[UCFKnight85]

Perfect. When NFL players smash their face in, they will just order a new one rather than going to prison.

 

[fabknight]

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Will the robots cuddle?

 

[Poolside Knight]

RIP Japan

 

[FearTheKnight]

Will the robots cuddle?

" In fact, a new app called Invisible Boyfriend is already out, sending you loving texts like a real boyfriend might."

How many can I put you down for?

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

" In fact, a new app called Invisible Boyfriend is already out, sending you loving texts like a real boyfriend might."

How many can I put you down for?

Just texts? Lame.
.

 

[FearTheKnight]

Just texts? Lame.
.

Set your phone to vibrate.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

Is banging a robot cheating. If it is, then where is the line between vibrators and robot?

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Set your phone to vibrate.

LOL

 

[fabknight]

LOL

Don't lie. You've tried the vibrating phone before, haven't you?

 

[UCFRogerz]

Set your phone to vibrate.

So with the latest Android updates you can do all these cool things from any browser without dedicated software...

1. Put your phone in your pants.
2. Set your ringer to vibrate.
3. Have someone log into your google account and search "find my phone"
4. Click ring and it will vibrate for 5 minutes straight.
5. ????
6. Profit Orgasm.

 

[jetsaholic]

Am I really going to have to watch this movie?

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

So with the latest Android updates you can do all these cool things from any browser without dedicated software...

1. Put your phone in your pants.
2. Set your ringer to vibrate.
3. Have someone log into your google account and search "find my phone"
4. Click ring and it will vibrate for 5 minutes straight.
5. ????
6. Profit Orgasm.

Effer keeps "losing her phone" doesn't she