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So an orange Lamborghini pulls up next to me...

KnightrousOxide

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At a stop light on Main Street in downtown Lakeland. I look over and it's Justin Verlander and Kate Upton. I roll down my window and get their attention. I said "you are making me jealous". He smiled and said "glad you like my car". I replied "wasn't talking about your car". They laughed, and I felt like a big douche, but it was worth it. You would think the dude would drive around in something a bit more low-key here in good old Polk county.
 
"She's fat" - all the Cooler trolls that are turning away 11's.
 
When you said you weren't talking about the car did your eyes get red like in Teen Wolf?
 
I sat a few rows behind her at a Rays/Tigers game last year. Her bewbs are bigger in real life than in pictures.

He's a lucky man.
 
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Fun fact: my neighbor's kid went to HS in Orlando with Charlotte McKinney and was in her circle of friends.
 
Fun fact: my aunt was one of Kate Upton's personal trainers before she got the SI gig. Said she really is that pretty in person.
 
still has 7/10 face, gigantic tits, and body of adolescent boy

not trying to big dick... it's just true
 
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