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Spraying up for games

UCFProf

Golden Knight
Nov 13, 2011
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Before going into the game, please don't forget to get your group to spray up and wear summer-weight long sleeves and pants for our early-season evening games (and ditch the sandals). With the standing water from all the rain, there's several mosquito transmitted virus besides Zika. The last thing we want is to give the media a chance to exploit a couple cases with ratings-boosting scare headlines that clobber our attendance.
 
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I'm thinking about those Columbia fishing shirts. Those things are super light weight and are made to be worn in the sun. Guess I'm getting old.
 
Can't wait until we go to USF. Don't mosquitos naturally like cows? Zika should kill off their whole team. One
less team to fight for a Big 12 spot
 
Not sure I can do long sleeves and pants no matter the weight this time of year. Alternative solution: Drink enough booze so that any mosquito that taps a vein drops dead of alcohol poisoning.

I'm just wearing my Knight suit to every game. I can hide a mini keg in that thing.
 
Just don't shower for three days in this Florida heat before the game and make sure you cut your lawn once during this period...

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Has anyone actually contracted zika from Central Florida? I don't think so. Nothing to worry about.
 
The players won't have to worry. They are UCFast!! Mosquitos can't catch them. If we run a play every 8 seconds, mosquitos need more time
to land and bite.
 
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