Startup Investment proposal

[UCFEE]

A startup in Colorado is seeking investment in a network of small microphones filtered on the audio frequencies in which birds communicate. Microphones placed throughout a large area will use the Internet of Things technologies along with Big Data analytics to extract patterns in large scale bird communication.

Venture capitalists seeking to fund this innovative scientific research initiative can start with an 500 bucks and a ride up to the 7-11.

 

[UCFhonors]

Turrible pitch. How is this going to make people's lives better? You can't leave potential investors guessing on a big question like that.

 

[goodknightfl]

Sitting outside on my back porch listening to all the Birds...
Some of them are skinny dippin in my pond while others say birdie words.
don't know what they are saying, but it sure sounds mighty pretty....
But have a feeling a sailor would blush, if he could speak birdie....

 

[UCFKnight85]

big juicy fart noises

 

[fabknight]

Turrible pitch. How is this going to make people's lives better? You can't leave potential investors guessing on a big question like that.

Nah. It isn't about making people's lives better so much as 'how is this going to make be beaucoup money?'.

 

[UCFWayne]

A startup in Colorado is seeking investment in a network of small microphones filtered on the audio frequencies in which birds communicate. Microphones placed throughout a large area will use the Internet of Things technologies along with Big Data analytics to extract patterns in large scale bird communication.

Venture capitalists seeking to fund this innovative scientific research initiative can start with an 500 bucks and a ride up to the 7-11.

I think its a great venture EE. You should definitely devote significant resources to it.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

The birds will be replaced by AI in 10 years.