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Subway's Jared involved in child pron?

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He likes his ingredients a little too fresh
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Between this info, and the info coming out about Cosby, I look forward to the zombie apocalypse. The Earth is doomed. The Earth is definitely doomed.

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As I recall the story he was paying for college by essentially running a blockbuster for port out of his dorm room
 
In reality, Jared was getting too little meat on his Subway sandwiches, just like us. He just needed a little more and didn't want to pay for double meat.
 
Bob the Knight said:
Lol at having to pay for porn.
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80's & 90's were no joke, man.

You had to know the right guy at the video store so he would let you in the back and then you needed to set up the two VCRs when your parents were out of the house and make sure you didn't tape over your family's vacation video and hope you could fit all 3 pron movies in one BASF tape and try to do it all within a certain time window and...

Times were rough back then. You too young to know the struggle.
 
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Just take him out back and put two shots in his head. Then he can go on the diet of a lifetime.
 
His rise to celebrity is honestly one of the most depressing things to come out of this country. A guy lost a lot of weight by eating some Subway, in addition to a lot of other measures to lose weight, and suddenly people started believing that eating Subway = instant weight loss.

His mug on a commercial and a 6 inch sub suddenly became the holy grail in weight loss.
 
KnighttimeJoe said:
Just take him out back and put two shots in his head. Then he can go on the diet of a lifetime.
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I think that is how us redneck lawn spray dudes are supposed to think. Professors are supposed to make him stand in a corner and give him a time out. :rolleyes:
 
I'm having Subway for lunch just so people can get offended as I walk in and out of the restaurant.
 
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UCFKnight85 said:
His rise to celebrity is honestly one of the most depressing things to come out of this country. A guy lost a lot of weight by eating some Subway, in addition to a lot of other measures to lose weight, and suddenly people started believing that eating Subway = instant weight loss.

His mug on a commercial and a 6 inch sub suddenly became the holy grail in weight loss.
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Basically his "miracle diet" was to eat under 800 calories a day and walk 8 miles a day. He could have eaten only McDonalds with that regimen and lost weight.
 
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CommuterBob said:
Basically his "miracle diet" was to eat under 800 calories a day and walk 8 miles a day. He could have eaten only McDonalds with that regimen and lost weight.
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Let's be fair, at the time it was a hell of a lot better than Susan Powter's Stop the Insanity, Fat makes you Fat garbage and the ever terrible Trimspa, Baby.
 
Bleck. Looks like he paid 14-17 year olds to meet up with him in fancy hotels during business trips. Max for having the pron - 20 years, max for sex with a minor - 30 years.

What's so hard about being pretty rich and staying out of jail?
 
He's a sick, twisted deviant. They should just hang him and spare everyone the cost.
 
YouSeeEffer said:
Bleck. Looks like he paid 14-17 year olds to meet up with him in fancy hotels during business trips. Max for having the pron - 20 years, max for sex with a minor - 30 years.

What's so hard about being pretty rich and staying out of jail?
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He should have paid 18 year old hookers to dress and act like a 14 year old.

Either way, a perv.

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