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Super Douchebag Week!

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This has to be the biggest douchebag week of the year...

NFL Draft
Avengers 2: Return of the Suck
Kentucky Derby
Huge boxing match that is seven years too late, and every guy gets to be a boxing authority for the day
May the Fourth Be With You
Cinqo De Mayo

Hope you guys are having fun!!
 
Yea, how dare people go out and enjoy things! What a bunch of douche bags!

It's far better to sit in dark, decrepit beer bars with other cynical hipsters to sip $10 beer while trying to agree on what level they're smarter than the entire population.

Why go enjoy a cheap margarita with friends when you can open a $25 bottle of imported Belgian beer and make a list of every way it's possible to be a racist?

You really got it figured out. Those people having fun are just idiots.
 
Draft is awesome. I'll see Avengers on Netflix/redbox. Don't really care about the rest of your list. Most importantly I'll be watching the Rangers game in a couple hours.

Oh, and you're a douche
 
This has to be the biggest douchebag week of the year...

NFL Draft
Avengers 2: Return of the Suck
Kentucky Derby
Huge boxing match that is seven years too late, and every guy gets to be a boxing authority for the day
May the Fourth Be With You
Cinqo De Mayo

Hope you guys are having fun!!

My God you are like the Goth kids on South Park except that they're aren't quite as annoying.
 
My God you are like the Goth kids on South Park except that they're aren't quite as annoying.

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Looks like the douchebags didn't get drunk enough watching equine abuse to make the boxing match entertaining.
 
This has to be the biggest douchebag week of the year...

NFL Draft
Avengers 2: Return of the Suck
Kentucky Derby
Huge boxing match that is seven years too late, and every guy gets to be a boxing authority for the day
May the Fourth Be With You
Cinqo De Mayo

Hope you guys are having fun!!

Watched the NFL Draft.
Took my son to see Avengers 2
Watched the Kentucky Derby
Went to a buddy's to watch the fight
Drank some Tecate to get early start on Cinco de Mayo

Not a single anti-depressant pill taken.
 
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Watched the NFL Draft.
Took my son to see Avengers 2
Watched the Kentucky Derby
Went to a buddy's to watch the fight
Drank some Tecate to get early start on Cinco de Mayo

Not a single anti-depressant pill taken.
Much like 85, you didn't have to spell it out for us. We all already knew you were a douchebag.
 
This has to be the biggest douchebag week of the year...

NFL Draft
Avengers 2: Return of the Suck
Kentucky Derby
Huge boxing match that is seven years too late, and every guy gets to be a boxing authority for the day
May the Fourth Be With You
Cinqo De Mayo

Hope you guys are having fun!!

As an ninth generation Kentuckian (transplanted to Okietown) I could really do without the Kentucky Derby being another excuse for rich white girls to buy new dresses and shoes, drink horribly bad mint juleps and post selfies. And the guys that go to those events in pink polo oxfords and bowties should be shot. What people actually wear to the Derby and what a 2006 Auburn grad thinks people wear to the Derby are two different things. Its quickly becoming an event for bars to have another excuse to hawk liquor and people 5 years out of college to throw a theme party so they can relive their their sorority days. Pretty soon it will be a month long event like Mardi Gras at Universal, instead of what it was meant to be -- a horse race. And if you are a rich white person -- a reason to throw a party the night before to welcome native Kentuckians back home who come back just for the horse race. Seriously, its no different an American tradition than the gdayn Indy 500, but you don't see Brittany, Tiffany, and Reagan chugging milk down their dress over Memorial Day. Enough already.
 
As an ninth generation Kentuckian (transplanted to Okietown) I could really do without the Kentucky Derby being another excuse for rich white girls to buy new dresses and shoes, drink horribly bad mint juleps and post selfies. And the guys that go to those events in pink polo oxfords and bowties should be shot. What people actually wear to the Derby and what a 2006 Auburn grad thinks people wear to the Derby are two different things. Its quickly becoming an event for bars to have another excuse to hawk liquor and people 5 years out of college to throw a theme party so they can relive their their sorority days. Pretty soon it will be a month long event like Mardi Gras at Universal, instead of what it was meant to be -- a horse race. And if you are a rich white person -- a reason to throw a party the night before to welcome native Kentuckians back home who come back just for the horse race. Seriously, its no different an American tradition than the gdayn Indy 500, but you don't see Brittany, Tiffany, and Reagan chugging milk down their dress over Memorial Day. Enough already.

Agreed. I just enjoy watching the race. I used to watch more of the coverage beforehand since I like to know a little about the horses and their background but I'm getting tired of the same old players.
 
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