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The best, plain and simple

brahmanknight

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1. Okeechobee
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Looking out to inlet heading to Lake Okeechobee. Source: Google Maps
Population: 5,613
Gun stores per capita: 1st
Fishing shops per capita: 4th
Mobile home parks per capita: 2nd in the state
High school graduation rate: 73%

Congratulations, Okeechobee. You have the official bragging rights as being named the most redneck city in the entire state of Florida. You may now brag to your friends and share this endlessly on your Facebook walls.

Lets see why. When it comes to number of gun stores and fishing stores, you’re right up there. There are plenty of opportunities to hunt and fish in this part of the state. Of course, you’ve got Lake Okeechobee, which is the largest lake in Florida, and the second largest body of fresh water in the contiguous United States.

That’s redneck heaven.

Plus, there are a ton of mobile home parks and RV parks in the area. We counted 11 on the map.

What’s interesting about Okeechobee is the high school graduation rate of its residents is actually one of the highest on this list. So, Okeechobee, you have a lot of really smart rednecks.

Forums are packed with comments saying Okeechobee has a small town feel with friendly people, and the police are the ‘good ole boys club.’

Is there any debate?

Is there anything really wrong with being called a Florida redneck? Most rednecks would say, “I don’t care what you call me, as long as you call me for supper.”

Wait. What is a redneck anyways? Well, according to the official bible of literature, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, a redneck is:

“A white person who lives in a small town or in the country especially in the southern U.S., who typically has a working-class job, and who is seen by others as being uneducated and having opinions and attitudes that are offensive”

Plus, we thought why not add in a few stereotypes? Cause, you know, rednecks live in mobile home parks and they like to hunt, drink, smoke and shoot things. And shop at Bass Pro Shops, Walmart and Winn-Dixie.

Using that criteria, it’s not hard to scrape the internet, run some scientific data on where rednecks might live in Florida, and then put out a list.

Because, the data never lies, does it?

After analyzing all 206 cities in the Sunshine State with cities under 25,000 people, we came up with this list as The Most Redneck Cities in Florida:

  1. Okeechobee
  2. Clewiston
  3. Arcadia
  4. Starke
  5. Inverness
  6. Quincy
  7. Brooksville
  8. Perry
  9. Westville
  10. Mascotte
 
Having been to/through most of those places I don't see how Brooksville made the list. We have every big box store/chain food restaurant there is. It's more like East Orlando over here than any of those small drive through in 5 minutes towns.
 
Macotte is full of Mexicans, not rednecks. You should know this, brahman.

This list is stupid and dumb.
 
Having been to/through most of those places I don't see how Brooksville made the list. We have every big box store/chain food restaurant there is. It's more like East Orlando over here than any of those small drive through in 5 minutes towns.

The second most trailer parks per capita shot them up the rankings. You can smile and say "I contributed to this ranking"
 
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