The fart tax

[brahmanknight]

Watch out, @LittleMissKnight Dem folk coming to take your unicorn money.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...-meetings-von-miller-is-fined-most-frequently




Nicki JhabvalaVerified account ‏@NickiJhabvala
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.




Nicki JhabvalaVerified account ‏@NickiJhabvala
Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

I really hate Dingy for starting this stupid rumor.

 

[UCFRogerz]

I really hate Dingy for starting this stupid rumor.

You're pregnant. You are practically a fart goddess right now, don't deny it.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

You're pregnant. You are practically a fart goddess right now, don't deny it.

I want to hate this but you called me a goddess and I'm not above taking that compliment at the moment.

 

[cnsaguy]

We used to have a fart jar when the kids were younger. Cost me a fortune every week.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

We used to have a fart jar when the kids were younger. Cost me a fortune every week.

You had to pay to fart in a jar? Why would you even want to do that?

 

[jetsaholic]

I really hate Dingy for starting this stupid rumor.

RUMOR??????

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LittleMissKnight]

RUMOR??????

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have literally never heard me fart. Because I don't. And if I ever did it would smell of roses and happiness.

 

[brahmanknight]

Because I don't. And if I ever did it would smell of roses and happiness.

Your nose is getting bigger, FYI.

 

[jetsaholic]

You have literally never heard me fart. Because I don't. And if I ever did it would smell of roses and happiness.

Oh yes you do!!!!!

 

[fabknight]

You have literally never heard me fart. Because I don't. .

LOL! Lies. I've heard them from my house. I was playing BF3 with the boys when these farts never happened.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

LOL! Lies. I've heard them from my house. I was playing BF3 with the boys when these farts never happened.

Oh yes you do!!!!!

I hate all of you.

 

[jetsaholic]

LOL! Lies. I've heard them from my house. I was playing BF3 with the boys when these farts never happened.

YEP!!!!!

We were all like, what the fukc was that and dingy was all like, that's LMK farting up a storm like a motherfukcer and shit.

Got like 4-5 witnesses.

 

[UCFBS]

Watch out, @LittleMissKnight Dem folk coming to take your unicorn money.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...-meetings-von-miller-is-fined-most-frequently




Nicki JhabvalaVerified account ‏@NickiJhabvala
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.




Nicki JhabvalaVerified account ‏@NickiJhabvala
Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy.

Pro players are always looking for endorsements in everything they say and do.
Maybe there's a high fiber cereal endorsement is in his future?

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