The offense

[cocoabeachjason]

My wife, who knows nothing about football, watched the offense for only 3 plays and she projectile-puked out of her eyes and ears. She might have sprayed a rooster-tail a little too and that makes no sense. That is how bad our offense is.

 

[Knight_Classes_begin_7pm]

Sad sad state of affairs with UCF football right now

 

[NestaKnight1]

Perhaps your wife didn't recognize the superb balance on offense with 67 yards rushing, and 67 yards passing.

 

[Ucfmikes]

My wife, who knows nothing about football, watched the offense for only 3 plays and she projectile-puked out of her eyes and ears. She might have sprayed a rooster-tail a little too and that makes no sense. That is how bad our offense is.

Sounds like you need a new wife even more than we need a new offense

 

[firm_bizzle]

My wife, who knows nothing about football, watched the offense for only 3 plays and she projectile-puked out of her eyes and ears. She might have sprayed a rooster-tail a little too and that makes no sense. That is how bad our offense is.

Who cleaned it up?

 

[cocoabeachjason]

Who cleaned it up?

I sprinkled crumbled bacon on it and the dog went to town.

 

[CumLaudeKnightFan]

That's nothing. I went to Coconuts and vomited into the bouncers mouth when he asked me who won.