When was the last time Florida didn't have a single good team?
UF: 4-3, no chance of even winning the division. 4 picks against an unranked LSU team who is on the precipice of firing their coach.
FSU: 2-4, absolutely nationally irrelevant, very unlikely to make a bowl game. FCS loss.
Miami: 2-3, somehow still terrible after multiple great recruiting classes in a row, embarrassing home loss to Virginia in front of 10k fans in their cavernous rented stadium.
UCF: 3-3, no chance of winning the conference, lucky to make a bowl. Only runs screen plays for some reason.
usf: 1-5, Dumpster fire, incapable of beating an FBS team. Ugly uniforms, colors, just no swag at all. Fans and faculty are tired of the team's existence and don't want to build them a stadium.
FAU: 3-3, at least you can see the ocean from the stadium
FIU: 1-5, accidentally posted their head coach opening on Linkedin, most people in Miami have to clue that this team exists
UF: 4-3, no chance of even winning the division. 4 picks against an unranked LSU team who is on the precipice of firing their coach.
FSU: 2-4, absolutely nationally irrelevant, very unlikely to make a bowl game. FCS loss.
Miami: 2-3, somehow still terrible after multiple great recruiting classes in a row, embarrassing home loss to Virginia in front of 10k fans in their cavernous rented stadium.
UCF: 3-3, no chance of winning the conference, lucky to make a bowl. Only runs screen plays for some reason.
usf: 1-5, Dumpster fire, incapable of beating an FBS team. Ugly uniforms, colors, just no swag at all. Fans and faculty are tired of the team's existence and don't want to build them a stadium.
FAU: 3-3, at least you can see the ocean from the stadium
FIU: 1-5, accidentally posted their head coach opening on Linkedin, most people in Miami have to clue that this team exists
