This is how barrister would campaign if he ran for office

[CommuterBob]

http://ntknetwork.com/ohio-dem-discloses-sexual-relationships-with-50-very-attractive-females/
Ohio Dem gubernatorial candidate Bill O'Neill:


““Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males. As a candidate for Governor let me save my opponents some research time. In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females. It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland.”

 

[fabknight]

And we would demand pics or it didn't happen...no pics, no vote.

 

[EweSeaEff]

 

[UCFWayne]

And we would demand pics or it didn't happen...no pics, no vote.

If he could provide quality pics, hed have my fap... I mean vote

 

[CommuterBob]

LOL that was the second draft. His first draft made it sound like former Senator Bob Taft was his first true love.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat...to_senator_bob_taft_in_a_hayloft_he_says.html

 

[barrister1602]

Only 50???? That's what I call 2007....which was a very good year for Ole Barrister. While I am now slowing down, my total number is closer to 500 than 50. This year alone, Ole Barrister has done 9 and I still have 1 1/2 months left. But understand...i turned 50 this year and just don' have the energy I did when I was 40.