This was NOT me .....

[barrister1602]

TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

So, she's available now....looks like u found your next gf, barrister.
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[USFSucks]

Still can't provide pics
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[Game_Day_Sports]

looks like she does oral too.

 

[barrister1602]

here is a pic of the lovely Ms. Ellis:

she got the cray look in her eyes. I've seen it many times before.

 

[UCFWayne]

Barrister, what would you rate her as?

 

[HuffyCane]

Looks like every crazy English major hanging around Oliphant Hall. That is to say, all of the English majors at TU.

 

[barrister1602]

On face alone, I would rate her as a 3 / 10. If she had a perfect body, I would bump her up to a 5 / 10.

This begs the question: Would you rather hit a butterface and a smoking body OR hit a chubb with a pretty face.

For me, I like a hot body.

 

[Happy Hands]

She is a strong Middle Earth 6.