Tostitos can help prevent drunk driving
- Thread starter CommuterBob
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I can't imagine this is real. Tostitos would be opening themselves up to a huge liability when it doesn't work right or people use it improperly and they go out and get DUIs or kill people because the chip bag told them they were OK to drive.
This also works if you blow in a full bottle of their queso. If you get cheese on your face you're too stupid to drive.
Throw their hot salsa in your eyes. If it burns, then don't vote.
Also, use Tostitos scoops to scoop up your tears after the Falcons wreck the Pats.
Throw their hot salsa in your eyes. If it burns, then don't vote.
Also, use Tostitos scoops to scoop up your tears after the Falcons wreck the Pats.
They'd have to prove they used the bag to test. In this day in age, that means an instagram or facebook post... and that post will likely be captioned: "Look I'm drunk as **** but this bag says I can drive"
Good idea.
I always wondered why UBER hasn't come up with very cheap (or give them away at bars) breathalyzers to let folks know when not to drive and to use UBER.
I always wondered why UBER hasn't come up with very cheap (or give them away at bars) breathalyzers to let folks know when not to drive and to use UBER.
Uber has done PR stunts that have done this. Had one outside of random bars and if they weren't okay to drive it would automatically call and Uber.
However - it probably isn't worth the money for them. Honestly, most people know when they are okay / not okay to drive - but people just say screw it and drive anyway.
Disagree.
Look at all the cars that pour into Downtown Orlando on Thur-Sat nights...and almost all of those cars leave later that night/early morning.
Same for almost every "bar" in our area and most likely at many Super Bowl parties people will drive too.
I think some (not all), think they are "ok" to drive...and/or think they are "experienced" drivers while slightly buzzed and can handle it...and 99% (or more) would be correct...they just don't get pulled over and arrive home safely.
Good news is today there are a lot more options to get home safely with UBER/LYFT, that are generally less expensive and a lot more quicker to pick you up than a TAXI.
