This just in from The Oregon Trail....a poll has been conducted at Ned's Nekkid Nymphs Oasis in Wagon Rut, Nebraska. Trump has taken a commanding 4 to 1 lead among Oasis employees. The lone dissenter, Ned's brother, Ed, was quoted as saying, " that Trump is a arrogant punk, and I for one, would like to shut his mouth once and for all! I knew punks like him back in school, and we'd beat their ass regularly! "
Ned could not be reached for comment, as he was busy denouncing covid victims as," losers, suckers and democrats." Ned can be found however most payday Fridays at Farmers and Merchants Bank In Scoot City, where he never misses an opportunity to berate migrant farm "laborers.
A movie about Ned's life will be released December 4th, starring Bruce Dern as the crusty Ned, Nick Jonas as brother Ed, and a delightful performance by Kathy Bates as feisty Barkeep, Bob.
Ned could not be reached for comment, as he was busy denouncing covid victims as," losers, suckers and democrats." Ned can be found however most payday Fridays at Farmers and Merchants Bank In Scoot City, where he never misses an opportunity to berate migrant farm "laborers.
A movie about Ned's life will be released December 4th, starring Bruce Dern as the crusty Ned, Nick Jonas as brother Ed, and a delightful performance by Kathy Bates as feisty Barkeep, Bob.
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