Trump supporters ARE cult members

[Ucfmikes]

Just had a discussion with my mother who’s STILL a diehard Trump supporter.
I jumped off that train wreck a few years ago

She’s literally brainwashed. Her mind has been altered

The exchange was proof. An absolute classic

I’m 100% convinced that Trump would receive a lot of votes if he murdered someone or was in jail

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Just had a discussion with my mother who’s STILL a diehard Trump supporter.
I jumped off that train wreck a few years ago

She’s literally brainwashed. Her mind has been altered

The exchange was proof. An absolute classic

I’m 100% convinced that Trump would receive a lot of votes if he murdered someone or was in jail

Could you share with us the context of your conversation?

 

[NinjaKnight]

No shit Sherlock.

I've been saying this since 2017

 

[Ucfmikes]

Could you share with us the context of your conversation?

Yes. There’s a lot. We went back and forth for nearly an hour

 

[Ucfmikes]

Me: I’m 100% sure that if Trump murdered someone, cult members would vote for him

They are brainwashed

They just completely make believe things didn’t happen

You have people dressed up in Viking costumes

Mom:
Stop being
Ridiculous
And the guy was put in jail
for dressing up
and carrying an
American flag.
Sounds like Russia

 

[Ucfmikes]

Me: This country has been in existence since 1776. Never have I seen this

Mom: Just like all the ones coming across our border. Haitians
Africans and
everyone else.
Like I said watch the news more. That’s all I have to say.



Guess my mom doesn’t know that we don’t share a border those countries 😂😂

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Me: This country has been in existence since 1776. Never have I seen this

Mom: Just like all the ones coming across our border. Haitians
Africans and
everyone else.
Like I said watch the news more. That’s all I have to say.



Guess my mom doesn’t know that we don’t share a border those countries 😂😂

Got damn Africans walking over here to this country acting like they own the folking place. They’ve been doing the same shit since 1685.

 

[Poolside Knight]

it is one of the most disturbing things that has happened to this country . it is a Cult, most less serious allegations that would cause any other politician to have their career ended makes Trump more popular

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

it is one of the most disturbing things that has happened to this country . it is a Cult, most less serious allegations that would cause any other politician to have their career ended makes Trump more popular

Yep, when I think how Howard Dean's and John Edwards' political careers ended, it's a bit mind boggling in 2023.

.

 

[Poolside Knight]

Yep, when I think how Howard Dean's and John Edwards' political careers ended, it's a bit mind boggling in 2023.

.

John Edwards was a similar case to this current one and it ended his career immediately. and this one is not nearly as bad as the Georgia one could be

 

[Ucfmikes]

I’m at work today and good old elderly mom sends me a text:

They are postponing case until next
year. It’s a ridiculous case
just like I said.
Costing the
state millions of
dollars for a big nothing.

Me: He paid pornstars

Mom: Couldn’t prove it.

Me: He incited a riot. They stormed the Capitol building

Mom: That’s not the case. They didn’t get to that either.

Me: I’m 100% sure that if Trump murdered someone, cult members would vote for him

Mom: 🙄

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I’m at work today and good old elderly mom sends me a text:

They are postponing case until next
year. It’s a ridiculous case
just like I said.
Costing the
state millions of
dollars for a big nothing.

Me: He paid pornstars

Mom: Couldn’t prove it.

Me: He incited a riot. They stormed the Capitol building

Mom: That’s not the case. They didn’t get to that either.

Me: I’m 100% sure that if Trump murdered someone, cult members would vote for him

Mom: 🙄

Ask your mom how many beeches Trump paid to coat hanger fetuses.

 

[Ucfmikes]

Ask your mom how many beeches Trump paid to coat hanger fetuses.

She’s a devoted Catholic. I’m contemplating it because she’s annoying the hell out of me. Her mind has been taken over.

I might not put it exactly that way 😂

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

She’s a devoted Catholic. I’m contemplating it because she’s annoying the hell out of me. Her mind has been taken over.

I might not put it exactly that way 😂

LOL. Show her this and ask her the difference between bullshit artist Donald Trump and Eric Cartman:




“Cartman: For my book report, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was very, very good. Have you read it, Mr. Garrison?

Mr. Garrison: No, I can't say I have.

Cartman: Oh good. In The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical camel, which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it. I give it a B-minus.

Mr. Garrison: And I give you an F, Eric. Now sit down!

Cartman: Goddamn it!”

 

[NinjaKnight]

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Happy Easter from a man who couldn't find the New Testament if you put a gun to his head.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Interviewer: "Donald, what's your favorite story from the Bible?"

Trump: "Probably when Jesus drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in his Camaro. Told them to hop in and took them out for fajitas. 'You buy, I'll fly.' Jesus was very generous, but this was one time where he asked for his fair share."

 

[DaShuckster]

It's fascinating to learn that since Trump's indictment, he's gotten more popular among his Republican base and less popular with the American public overall.

I'm no political expert but I don't think that's how you win a general election.

 

[NinjaKnight]

Interviewer: "Donald, what's your favorite story from the Bible?"

Trump: "Probably when Jesus drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in his Camaro. Told them to hop in and took them out for fajitas. 'You buy, I'll fly.' Jesus was very generous, but this was one time where he asked for his fair share."

I'm a huuuuuuuge bible fan. Trust me. The bigliest. People come up to me all the time, fine people, the finest and tell me "Donald how did you become such a bible fan?".