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Video: Huge Brawl breaks out in Kendall at........wait for it...Chuck E. Cheese's

A. That it some of the chittiest reporting I have ever seen. Joey Greco's little brother got the sleaze beat in Miami.

B. This never would have happened as Showbiz pizza. Ever since Charles Entertainment Cheese went solo the franchise has gone down hill. The mouse is an egomaniac. I wrote a letter to him a few years ago because I had to pay 3,000 tickets for a walkman. I paid 2700 dollars for that thing. He replied "eat my mousy arse." Needless to say I didn't- not for less than 5,000 tickets!

C. There exists a furry encyclopedia on the internet called "wikifur." I hadn't realized that Chuck was some furry's thing. Now I'm forced to wonder if someone dressed as Tony the TIger has ever been with someone dresses as Chuck E. Cheese. It stands to reason that Tony the Tiger would be a power bottom.
 
no, thank god.
This is a video of an average parent in Chuck E Cheese for 10 minutes:
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