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Crazyhole

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For every married family that still has kids under the age of 18, one parent should be able to cast a ballot for each minor that lives with them.
 
For every married family that still has kids under the age of 18, one parent should be able to cast a ballot for each minor that lives with them.
Just let the kids vote. Some of them are more informed than old shits who have single digit years left to live.
 
Over 80. No vote. You don’t need to send off a legacy vote with one foot in the grave.
 
I say anyone that pays federal taxes gets to vote regardless of age. If you get in the top 5% of federal taxes paid then you get 2 votes. You get 5 votes being in the top 1% of federal tax payers.
How would you enforce it? Would Trump get a vote?
 
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Just let the kids vote. Some of them are more informed than old shits who have single digit years left to live.
A 2 year old isn't capable of filling out a ballot so they need a proxy, which would be one of the parents of the married family.
 
So Biden and Fauci can't even vote as 1 whole vote. Maybe they shouldn't be allowed on a ballot either?🤔
Obviously they shouldn’t be allowed on the ballot. Probably anyone over retirement age shouldn’t be making decisions for the future of the country.
 
Do we use early SS age or regular SS age?
Age shouldn't be a factor for serving in a public role, but maybe there should be a requirement that cognitive tests that are publicly broadcast in real time should be required of any candidate, elected official, or appointed official over the age of 70 on a monthly basis would be a good thing. There should also be psychiatric analysis done to make sure we don't have any crazy people in charge of things.
 
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Age shouldn't be a factor for serving in a public role, but maybe there should be a requirement that cognitive tests that are publicly broadcast in real time should be required of any candidate, elected official, or appointed official over the age of 70 on a monthly basis would be a good thing. There should also be psychiatric analysis done to make sure we don't have any crazy people in charge of things.
Age is already a factor in that there is a minimum age to be president. There should also be a maximum age. Maybe make it the median life expectancy in the US (76 for males and 81 for females) I just don’t think a politician with one foot in the grave has any care about the long term effects of policy that they help shape.
 
Maybe to get on the ballot each presidential candidate should pass a series of tests, public speaking, and health checks. Not everyone ages the same.
Too much room for playing politics by doing that. Make it a black or white rule.
 
Age shouldn't be a factor for serving in a public role, but maybe there should be a requirement that cognitive tests that are publicly broadcast in real time should be required of any candidate, elected official, or appointed official over the age of 70 on a monthly basis would be a good thing. There should also be psychiatric analysis done to make sure we don't have any crazy people in charge of things.
It sounds like you just eliminated both the current and past president in one paragraph. Well done, I'm game.
 
This is some JD Vance BS. WHy should the amount of kids someone have make their vote count more? If this is the route Republicans want to go, then why not just lower the voting age to 16? And also, why do the parents have to be married, (other than the obvious reasons to favor Republicans)? There are plenty of divorced or single parents out there who contribute a lot to society, but because their marriage didnt work their votes shouldnt count as much?
 
Maybe to get on the ballot each presidential candidate should pass a series of tests, public speaking, and health checks. Not everyone ages the same.

Or, just hear me out a second, the voters should just be able to vote for who they want, like we have always done.
 
Or, just hear me out a second, the voters should just be able to vote for who they want, like we have always done.
Like we've always done? That depends on who are the ones voting.
 
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there just needs to be mandatory fitness requirements. you have to either run a mile in 7 minutes or have the ability to bench 185. both pretty simple for anyone in sniffing range of a gym.

weak, lazy people who can't even make good decisions for themselves have no right making decisions for this country.
 
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This is some JD Vance BS. WHy should the amount of kids someone have make their vote count more? If this is the route Republicans want to go, then why not just lower the voting age to 16? And also, why do the parents have to be married, (other than the obvious reasons to favor Republicans)? There are plenty of divorced or single parents out there who contribute a lot to society, but because their marriage didnt work their votes shouldnt count as much?
A great number of studies have shown that children raised in two-parent households are more successful and less trouble to society. For this reason, if no other, we should be encouraging and rewarding committed two-parent households.
 
Just run a mile in less than 10 mins. That will cut 80% of the US population.

if you're divorced. - 1/2 vote. You make bad decisions

If you're in the top 1% of income. Additional +1 vote

No criminal record. Additional +1 vote

College degree + 1 vote

Employ at least 5 people +1 vote

Over 40+ hours of community service +1 vote

Pass a physical +1 vote
A Republican would never be elected again.
 
A great number of studies have shown that children raised in two-parent households are more successful and less trouble to society. For this reason, if no other, we should be encouraging and rewarding committed two-parent households.
Not sure that it would encourage anything, but it would definitely reward people that make good decisions. We need population growth and everybody knows that the nuclear family is ideal. People that are able to accomplish both are the examples of success and good judgment that we as a country should want to emulate.
 
A Republican would never be elected again.

married Americans more likely to be Republicans

democrats commit crime at a rate 3x republicans do (including elected officials)

26% of the top 1% identify as democrat

most small business owners lean right

leftists probably win community service on account of their legal troubles, but republicans have them beat in charitable donations

republicans more likely to live a healthy lifestyle than democrats


congrats, you have a wealth of creative writing majors steering your team with non-stop twitter hysteria on their cigarette and adderall breaks at Starbucks. meanwhile the useful members of society who work in STEM fields are wondering how we let a bunch of blue-haired sexual deviants run the show.
 
A great number of studies have shown that children raised in two-parent households are more successful and less trouble to society. For this reason, if no other, we should be encouraging and rewarding committed two-parent households.

This has nothing to do with voting. Just come out and say it, black kids are more likely to be born out of wedlock so we want to make sure white folks have more voting power. That is 100% behind this and we all know it.
 
Not sure that it would encourage anything, but it would definitely reward people that make good decisions. We need population growth and everybody knows that the nuclear family is ideal. People that are able to accomplish both are the examples of success and good judgment that we as a country should want to emulate.

People make all kinds of bad decisions. Should smokers votes count less? WHat about someone who defaulted on a loan? What about someone with a seatbelt violation? Etc etc.
 
married Americans more likely to be Republicans

democrats commit crime at a rate 3x republicans do (including elected officials)

26% of the top 1% identify as democrat

most small business owners lean right

leftists probably win community service on account of their legal troubles, but republicans have them beat in charitable donations

republicans more likely to live a healthy lifestyle than democrats


congrats, you have a wealth of creative writing majors steering your team with non-stop twitter hysteria on their cigarette and adderall breaks at Starbucks. meanwhile the useful members of society who work in STEM fields are wondering how we let a bunch of blue-haired sexual deviants run the show.
Lol. Believe your alt news sources if you like. The fact remains we would never see a Republican elected again based on that chud voting scorecard. Felons can’t vote anyway. Unmarried Americans and divorced Americans are different things. Obviously older people are more likely Republican and more likely to be married and divorced. Most of the top 1% claim to be independent and voted for Biden. Community service and higher education obviously skew heavily to democrats. Fattest states are ruby red. There are a few states where if you live there you have a high probability of being poor fat and dumb. We call these states “reliably red”.
 
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there just needs to be mandatory fitness requirements. you have to either run a mile in 7 minutes or have the ability to bench 185. both pretty simple for anyone in sniffing range of a gym.

weak, lazy people who can't even make good decisions for themselves have no right making decisions for this country.
We should strip states of electoral votes if they have more than a 35% obesity rate.

Bye bye Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Michigan, Louisiana, South Carolina, Indiana, and Kansas.
 
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Lol. Believe your alt news sources if you like. The fact remains we would never see a Republican elected again based on that chud voting scorecard. Felons can’t vote anyway. Unmarried Americans and divorced Americans are different things. Obviously older people are more likely Republican and more likely to be married and divorced. Most of the top 1% claim to be independent and voted for Biden. Community service and higher education obviously skew heavily to democrats. Fattest states are ruby red. There are a few states where if you live there you have a high probability of being poor fat and dumb. We call these states “reliably red”.
there's no "we" that accompanies your as usual unsourced ranting. you got schooled again, sorry i had to do it, you should know better by now.
We should strip states of electoral votes if they have more than a 35% obesity rate.

Bye bye Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Michigan, Louisiana, South Carolina, Indiana, and Kansas.
interesting idea, can you circle those on a map for us?

obviously you don't want to let everyone know how casually racist what you said was, so i'll let it slide.

gonna have to shoot your proposal down. you see, your metric means you have to trick yourself into thinking that people who look like this:

vstyg8osnuum9ndnebsl


are not as healthy as people who look like this:

anorexia-deadly-mental-illness.jpg


we're talking about capable, useful people here being more empowered to make decisions for the country. can't perform? sorry, no voting for you.
 
there's no "we" that accompanies your as usual unsourced ranting. you got schooled again, sorry i had to do it, you should know better by now.

interesting idea, can you circle those on a map for us?

obviously you don't want to let everyone know how casually racist what you said was, so i'll let it slide.

gonna have to shoot your proposal down. you see, your metric means you have to trick yourself into thinking that people who look like this:

vstyg8osnuum9ndnebsl


are not as healthy as people who look like this:

anorexia-deadly-mental-illness.jpg


we're talking about capable, useful people here being more empowered to make decisions for the country. can't perform? sorry, no voting for you.
Cute, but no. We all know the poorest fattest dumbest states are Republican strongholds. But you can’t accept the common sense conclusion that penalizing these groups would be a net negative for republicans. It doesn’t matter if you accept the truth or not. Also for clarification do divorces halve your vote and the others double it? Like does Trump start at a 1/4 vote for 2 divorces but because he employs 5 illegals at Mar a Lago does that mean he’s bumped to 1 and 1/4 or just 1/2? This is important.
 
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Cute, but no. We all know the poorest fattest dumbest states are Republican strongholds. But you can’t accept the common sense conclusion that penalizing these groups would be a net negative for republicans. It doesn’t matter if you accept the truth or not. Also for clarification do divorces halve your vote and the others double it? Like does Trump start at a 1/4 vote for 2 divorces but because he employs 5 illegals at Mar a Lago does that mean he’s bumped to 1 and 1/4 or just 1/2? This is important.
there's no "we", Don Quixote 🤣

your refusal to source any of your arguments or address the wealth of data presented to you makes it very difficult for you to participate. frankly, it just makes you look scared that the voice in the back of your head is starting to listen
 
there's no "we", Don Quixote 🤣

your refusal to source any of your arguments or address the wealth of data presented to you makes it very difficult for you to participate. frankly, it just makes you look scared that the voice in the back of your head is starting to listen



 
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Cool...our voting rules will get this straight. Plus maybe clean up violent sh!tholes like Chicago.
Yes…of course…if every state was a prototypical “red state” there would be no more dumb obese divorced people living in poverty. I’m glad you were able to gather that from the data I provided.
 
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This has nothing to do with voting. Just come out and say it, black kids are more likely to be born out of wedlock so we want to make sure white folks have more voting power. That is 100% behind this and we all know it.
I don’t support unequal voting schemes. Just making a point about the two-parent family.
 
This has nothing to do with voting. Just come out and say it, black kids are more likely to be born out of wedlock so we want to make sure white folks have more voting power. That is 100% behind this and we all know it.
Racism everywhere! Even when suggesting the idea of expanding voting rights.
 




racist.

not only that, you're making it abundantly clear you've never stepped foot in a gym or sports locker room when you worship BMI

also, nobody is arguing that people like this are getting married in the first place

iu



among Americans who are not currently married -- including those who have never married, or are divorced, widowed, separated, or living with a partner-- 41% consider themselves Democrats, 38% independents, and just 19% Republicans.
 
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racist.

not only that, you're making it abundantly clear you've never stepped foot in a gym or sports locker room when you worship BMI

also, nobody is arguing that people like this are getting married in the first place

iu



among Americans who are not currently married -- including those who have never married, or are divorced, widowed, separated, or living with a partner-- 41% consider themselves Democrats, 38% independents, and just 19% Republicans.
Whoops. Try again.


Yes the deep south is the obesity capital of the world, but it’s because of all the Republican body builders and not eating nothing but fast food.


States where more than 1/3 of the white non-Hispanic population are obese are as follows

Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia.


Literally all chud states with poor dumb white divorced fatties who wear MAGA hats and don’t have a gym membership.

You are really bad at this.
 
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Whoops. Try again.


Yes the deep south is the obesity capital of the world, but it’s because of all the Republican body builders and not eating nothing but fast food.


States where more than 1/3 of the white non-Hispanic population are obese are as follows

Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia.


Literally all chud states with poor dumb white divorced fatties who wear MAGA hats and don’t have a gym membership.

You are really bad at this.
proves nothing besides population density. anyways, back to reality:

New research from Brunel University finds that physically strong men who regularly go to the gym are more likely to be right-wing

The figures revealed that men with higher upper-body strength were less likely to support left-wing policies on the redistribution of wealth.

still peddling the racist thing? shame. When you're ready to be tolerant like the rest of us, you should tell Nick Saban that these states like Florida and Texas that pump out 5* recruits are too obese to be trusted.

just curious, are you a PPL or 5x5 guy? Once you've googled that, we should talk about it
 
proves nothing besides population density. anyways, back to reality:

New research from Brunel University finds that physically strong men who regularly go to the gym are more likely to be right-wing

The figures revealed that men with higher upper-body strength were less likely to support left-wing policies on the redistribution of wealth.

still peddling the racist thing? shame. When you're ready to be tolerant like the rest of us, you should tell Nick Saban that these states like Florida and Texas that pump out 5* recruits are too obese to be trusted.

just curious, are you a PPL or 5x5 guy? Once you've googled that, we should talk about it
How does pointing out that the 15 states where more than 1/3 of the white non-Hispanic population are obese are all ruby red have anything to do with population density and how is it racist? You implied that the red states were fat because of black people. So I provided the statistic for white fatties only. It’s cool that you have an article with poor grammar about a study from a college no one ever heard of. Meanwhile I cited the CDC. Lol, try again fatty.
 
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How does pointing out that the 15 states where more than 1/3 of the white non-Hispanic population are obese are all ruby red have anything to do with population density and how is it racist? You implied that the red states were fat because of black people. So I provided the statistic for white fatties only. It’s cool that you have an article with poor grammar about a study from a college no one ever heard of. Meanwhile I cited the CDC. Lol, try again fatty.
confirmed dyel.

you'd be less angry and full of vitriol if you started going to the gym. women pick up on that too, not good for your outward demeanor to be cooped up on your internet wars 24/7.
 
confirmed dyel.

you'd be less angry and full of vitriol if you started going to the gym. women pick up on that too, not good for your outward demeanor to be cooped up on your internet wars 24/7.
You think I am a chud? Of course I go to the gym. Try again.
 
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