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What is your scent of choice?

brahmanknight

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What cologne or perfume do you drown yourself in when you go to a high class function or court date?

Also, there is a 65 percent chance GDS and fab wear Old Spice to sex up the occasion.
 
What cologne or perfume do you drown yourself in when you go to a high class function or court date?

I am rich whitey - Remember? I have people who go to my court dates for me.

Also, there is a 65 percent chance GDS and fab wear Old Spice to sex up the occasion.

Originally when I read the title, I was going to just come here and post "Your Mom". But now that you called me out as an Old Spice wearer I must up my game. I used to wear a combination of "Desperation" and "Parental Disappointment" but as I got older, I stopped with the PD and mixed in "Regret" since that scent lasted well into the next day or so.

Seriously though, I use some leftover Aqua Velva on my nuts after I shave them to let me know I am alive.


Followed by some body spray. It isn't Axe, but one of those. My wife picks it out to be perfectly honest.
 
GDS is 6'9", 536 lbs... it takes a whole bottle of Aqua Velva just to cover up the stink he works up by walking to his car in the morning.
 
Cologne? I haven't owned a bottle of cologne in 20 years...the smell of horseshit on my boots does rile up the ladies though,
 
Perry Ellis Platinum, but only if I'm going out and dressing up for the most part. One spray on the neck is all you need, I absolutely hate when you can smell somebody before they even turn the corner.
 
zombie juice... U smear it on and can safely walk amongst liberals without them noticing you.
 
What's implying the house smelled
If someone has body odor (or overdoes the cologne), the area around them smells. I'm sure we all have that person at work that leaves a trail. At one work location, I could tell when certain people had just used the elevator, or walked down the hallway.
 
currently wearing:
Eau De Lacoste (today)
Lacoste Essential
Quasar, Eau De Toilette

I spray one squirt into the air and let it land on me - far from over-bearing
 
As usual, I am the only gentleman in this crowd:

Creed - Green Irish Tweed
Terre D'Hermes

If you use a coconut oil based soap with hints of fragrance to wash yourself and use a fragrance free laundry detergent, you'll find that women appreciate that more than anything you can buy at Macy's or Saks.
 
Also, notice that I am listed as a Golden Knight to the left. Not sure how that happened, but apparently the affliction rubs off.
 
As usual, I am the only gentleman in this crowd:

Creed - Green Irish Tweed
Terre D'Hermes

If you use a coconut oil based soap with hints of fragrance to wash yourself and use a fragrance free laundry detergent, you'll find that women appreciate that more than anything you can buy at Macy's or Saks.

LOL. I wore Creed for years. It's nice but WAYYYY overpriced.
 
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Have used nothing but Kouros by Yves St Laurent for about 20 years. Have gotten many compliments(men & Women).:cool:
 
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