What your poop is trying to tell you

[UCFWayne]

http://gizmodo.com/what-your-poop-is-trying-to-tell-you-1564158256

This is top shelf WC right here.

 

[jetsaholic]

This was written by @LittleMissKnight, wasn't it?

 

[Happy Hands]

I always thought my was trying to tell me it hates me so much it is willing to go through my butthole to be free. It sometimes tries to tell jokes but they're corny. Corny.

 

[Vendsit]

I lovednumber 4.

Type 4: The Venus de Milo of craps, this is the "ideal" texture of . It should be sausage-shaped, with a smooth, velvety surface and encased in mucus. Lovely.