What's the point of living ...

[barrister1602]

if you can't whip it out in public anymore??

A 36-year-old man was arrested at a Southeast Portland Halloween store after witnesses reported seeing him inside masturbating to photos of women on the packaging of costumes.

In his defense, I have to say that some of the Halloween costumes pics are damn sexy.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/10/portland_man_accused_of_mastur.html

 

[cnsaguy]

The male employee reported tackling Smith while outside the store, then Smith bit him, the affidavit said.

No way I'm tackling some dude was just touching his junk seconds ago.

 

[barrister1602]

Not illegal. Its frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Thanks a lot Bin Laden

 

[btbones]

Not illegal. Its frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Thanks a lot Bin Laden

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Great clip . Stil love that movie

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Black reporter - white guy arrested RRRRRACIST (assuming they identify a black male & white male respectively which is of course is racist to assume)

 

[Whataknight]

this is the point of living