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Why we're thankful in not being a USF fan..

SkiDog291

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So after we said our blessing at the table this evening, we all went around the table and said why we hate USF, here are some of the responses I had this evening, not all are UCF fans
1. "Because they're directionally challenged...Miami is in South Florida"
2. "Because they beat FSU"
3. "Because their mascot wears a diaper"
4. "Because their sign looks like a bicycle handle bar"
5. "Because their campus sinks"...my wife said she took a test there and the campus smelled like poopoo
6. "Because some of my in-laws went to school there"
7. "Because I'd rather UCF go 0-12 than get a degree from that garbage school"
8. "Because they have a pirate ship at their stadium"
9. "Because that Bull looks stupid...Knightro should beat him up"
 
Because they don't even understand the term Conference Champ, or for that matter Division Champ (I'm going to assume Temple beats Uconn this weekend). We've gone "Defeated" twice but we've also soared to great heights. They hsve literally done nothing as a program.
 
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