WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND

[jetsaholic]

"These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers."

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/

Detroit be like, you can ban guns but you can't ban squirrels.

 

[cnsaguy]

They say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems.

Way to go out on a limb DPD

 

[UCFWayne]

honestly, thats pretty impressive she was able to train them to do that

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

That's awesome. She sort of looks like a squirrel.

 

[EweSeaEff]

Barrister's crazy ex?

 

[Happy Hands]

Can't really blame her for the testicle. Squirrels love nuts.

That was too easy. I'm ashamed.

 

[jetsaholic]

Can't really blame her for the testicle. Squirrels love nuts.

That was too easy. I'm ashamed.

Jesus Christ, go do some laps or something and come back when you got better material. Dafuk?

 

[mwcga]

I'm pretty sure the intention was not the fingers but she is not good at drawing.

 

[Happy Hands]

"These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers."

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/

Detroit be like, you can ban guns but you can't ban squirrels.