Yeah, its probably time to panic

[Crazyhole]

Colorado confirms it has detected first case of 'mutant COVID' strain

Colorado's governor Jared Polis has confirmed the first case of the COVID-19 variant B.1.1.7, which was first identified in the UK in November. The strain is more contagious but not necessarily more deadly.

www.dailymail.co.uk

A new mutant strain. 70% more infectious. Probably going to kill us all.

 

[goodknightfl]

Don't tell Shook. He will show up in a hazmat suit.

He isn't leaving his basement.

 

[Crazyhole]

He isn't leaving his basement.

This strain can use stairs.

 

[Ucfmikes]

This strain can use stairs.

It’s the Quiet Place Strain and Shucky can’t STFU

 

[Crazyhole]

It’s the Quiet Place Strain and Shucky can’t STFU

Oh shit. He dead bro.

 

[Crazyhole]

He gone. His last words were....Truuuump killed me! RIP

Put a mask over his Urn so that he can be remembered for how he lived his life.

 

[DaShuckster]

Put a mask over his Urn so that he can be remembered for how he lived his life.

 

[Crazyhole]

You do kind of resemble the guy in the picture.

 

[DaShuckster]

You do kind of resemble the guy in the picture.

My instructions to my wife are to be cremated and have a crop duster spread my ashes over Nebraska's Memorial Stadium after the kick-off with a public address announcement to the 90,000 fans to please cover their popcorn and cokes because Heeeeeeeere comes Shuckster!!!!

 

[Crazyhole]

My instructions to my wife are to be cremated and have a crop duster spread my ashes over Nebraska's Memorial Stadium after the kick-off with a public address announcement to the 90,000 fans to please cover their popcorn and cokes because Heeeeeeeere comes Shuckster!!!!

Have you heard the stories about people that have their ashes spread in memorial stadium? It happens a lot more than anybody would realize.