I saw a meme tonight that made me think of you. I can't share it because my phone is stupid but this is what it said:
If my jokes offend you:
1. I'm sorry
2. It won't happen again
3. #1 and #2 are lies
4. You're a pussy
If my jokes offend you:
1. I'm sorry
2. It won't happen again
3. #1 and #2 are lies
4. You're a pussy