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“Secret” clearances….

KnightrousOxide

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For those who have ever had any type of special clearance level at work, there is something I have heard people espouse over the past few years who claimed to have some sort of clearance level like classified, secret, whatever. So… typical convo goes like this….

Chad Van Douchnozzle claims to have had top secret clearance in the military. Chad will rattle on about how he knows about classified military operations, capabilities of black aircraft programs, who killed the Kennedys, and where we keep alien tech.

Not sure why this infuriates me so much other than I’ll either tell Chad he is full of shit, or egg him on to hear more outlandish bullshit. I mean, I has a series II clearance, and the only info I was privy to was SSN numbers for working on a payroll system. Did I miss out on the meeting where everyone with a clearance is debriefed on… like everything?

Just wondering if any of you had similar experiences with super secret squirrel agents out there.
 
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