On Friday's pardon my take podcast Blake Bortles revealed that he stands to wipe.
Bortles is a stander
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Weirdo, he needs to spend time here in the Cooler to learn the joy of sitting
He said he used to be a sitter but had a traumatic experience when he was younger and dunked his hand. Never again.
That's a shame. Sitting is the way to go
Sitting gives you the separation you need for a proper cleansing with the lean. Standing probably leaves more than a few traces behind.
This is a shame, Blake. I now have a fantasy qb for trade.
This is a shame, Blake. I now have a fantasy qb for trade.
Blake avoid the Bro Podcasts this week after that shit performance
or maybe he's trying to get traded from that dumpsterfire Organization
or maybe he's trying to get traded from that dumpsterfire Organization
So Blake likes having shit residue in his ass crack instead of getting it all out, which you can do if you're a sitter.
I feel sorry for the next girl that gives him a rimjob.
I feel sorry for the next girl that gives him a rimjob.
Barrister, tell your mom we here in the Cooler feel for her.
Don't forget a proper cleansing can't be performed without moist towelettes. Regular toilet paper leaves behind poo poo residue.
REPORTED!!!!!
Nice. What is funneh is i am having breakfast with my elderly mother as i type this.
