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BT, there's still hope for you! Penis transplants are a reality!

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

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Dr. Dicken Ko and Dr. Curtis L. Cetrulo That's right, one of the doctors is named Dr. Dick.

A man whose penis was removed because of cancer has received the first penis transplant in the United States, at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

Thomas Manning, 64, a bank courier from Halifax, Mass., underwent the 15-hour transplant operation on May 8 and 9. The organ came from a deceased donor.

“I want to go back to being who I was,” Mr. Manning said on Friday in an interview in his hospital room. Sitting up in a chair, happy to be out of bed for the first time since the operation, he said he felt well and had experienced hardly any pain.

“We’re cautiously optimistic,” said Dr. Curtis L. Cetrulo, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon and a leader of the surgical team. “It’s uncharted waters for us.”

If all goes as planned, normal urination should be possible for Mr. Manning within a few weeks, and sexual function in weeks to months, Dr. Cetrulo said.
 
So now in addition worrying about waking up in a bath tub of ice without one of my kidneys, I now have to worry about having my huge schlong removed for some Asian billionaire. Oh this curse of having a big pecker .....
 
Is it possible to get an additional one or two? I'm happy with mine, but I would love to have a back up team to take over when Don Johnson is spent from investigating all the crime "down South."
 
Can someone please put KnightTimeJoe in touch with these guys? He and Bearcat_Nippert probably need this op more than anyone else on the board.
 


I KNEW IT!!!

Any man that uses a Real Housewives of Whatever animated gif in his comeback response probably sits around all day watching Lifetime or Oxygen and most definitely needs to have an addadicktome operation performed.

You should be embarrassed for even using that gif in the first place . . . fukking pathetic. That gif just cost you your man card buddy.
 
I KNEW IT!!!

Any man that uses a Real Housewives of Whatever animated gif in his comeback response probably sits around all day watching Lifetime or Oxygen and most definitely needs to have an addadicktome operation performed.

You should be embarrassed for even using that gif in the first place . . . fukking pathetic. That gif just cost you your man card buddy.

I had no idea this was Real Housewives---yet you did.

You lose--again. At least this time you knew the difference between a gif and a meme.
 
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Yeah, sure you didn't; keep telling yourself that pal.

Actually, I am really glad I used it now. It's quite apropos for a little girl like you. I will see if I can find some more to use in the future.

Now run along and try not to oversalt my fries.
 
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