What are the protocols all you COVIDIOTs are still rooting for at the stadium this year? Maybe we can get the resident effiminate Nurse to lead a focus group for recommendations.
Quintuple jabs with documentation required? 8 foot spacing instead of 6 foot? Quintuple masking instead of double masking? Hand sanitizer misting machines throughout the Bounce House? Can’t be too safe. Better to follow the science and get mandates in place now to save you COVIDIOTs from yourselves. Maybe some bird flu protocol mandates too. How have we even survived to this point to witness another season?
Quintuple jabs with documentation required? 8 foot spacing instead of 6 foot? Quintuple masking instead of double masking? Hand sanitizer misting machines throughout the Bounce House? Can’t be too safe. Better to follow the science and get mandates in place now to save you COVIDIOTs from yourselves. Maybe some bird flu protocol mandates too. How have we even survived to this point to witness another season?