Don't believe in a higher power? Guess again.

[cnsaguy]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...first-instructional-league-game-new-york-mets

 

[jetsaholic]

Son Of Jesus strikes again. TBH, he'll probably make it in baseball.

 

[USFSucks]

OMG thank you so much, this all of the convincing I needed! Now my life will be filled with fulfillment and superiority over everyone else who doesn't believe!

 

[USFSucks]

Also, btw, #BanMoronicIdiots

 

[jetsaholic]

OMG thank you so much, this all of the convincing I needed! Now my life will be filled with fulfillment and superiority over everyone else who doesn't believe!

TRIGGERED!!!!!

 

[USFSucks]

Son Of Jesus strikes again. TBH, he'll probably make it in baseball.

He could also make it in football if he wasn't such an entitled dick thinking that he didn't have to change positions or he didn't have to go to a minor league (which is EXACTLY what he's doing in baseball which just blows my mind)

 

[USFSucks]

TRIGGERED!!!!!

I'm just waiting for @bluechip12 to come in here and praise his jesus

 

[jetsaholic]

So you hatin' cause the Phillies didn't get him?

 

[USFSucks]

So you hatin' cause the Phillies didn't get him?

Oh no, I LOVE that the Mets got him. That made me smile very large. Besides, we've got no room in our outfield right now for anyone.

 

[jetsaholic]

Oh no, I LOVE that the Mets got him. That made me smile very large. Besides, we've got no room in our outfield right now for anyone.

I notice a passive-aggressive tone on that statement.

 

[USFSucks]

I notice a passive-aggressive tone on that statement.

#TRIGGERED

 

[jetsaholic]

#TRIGGERED

REPORTED!!!!

 

[USFSucks]

REPORTED!!!!

Mods, please ban.

@brahmanknight

 

[jetsaholic]

Mods, please ban.

@brahmanknight

You're hatin' on the Son Of Jesus. You've already banned yourself from heaven.

Mod, this is getting out of hand. Please perma-ban immediately.

 

[USFSucks]

You're hatin' on the Son Of Jesus. You've already banned yourself from heaven.

Mod, this is getting out of hand. Please perma-ban immediately.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun

 

[jetsaholic]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun

SAFE SPACE VIOLATION!!!!!

 

[USFSucks]

SAFE SPACE VIOLATION!!!!!

#BanWimps

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I'm just waiting for @bluechip12 to come in here and praise his jesus

Nice knowing you.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

This is just the epitome of white privilege. At least that's what Steven A. Smith said on his show today.

 

[USFSucks]

Nice knowing you.

Ha, that pussy will never actually confront me.

 

[jetsaholic]

Ha, that pussy will never actually confront me.

That's because YOU ARE BLUECHIP!!!!!

 

[USFSucks]

That's because YOU ARE BLUECHIP!!!!!

BULLSHIT, we all know you are Blueshit

 

[cnsaguy]

This is just the epitome of white privilege. At least that's what Steven A. Smith said on his show today.

Does white guilt make you listen to that lunatic?

 

[jetsaholic]

Does white guilt make you listen to that lunatic?

It doesn't make you do it?

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Does white guilt make you listen to that lunatic?

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CommuterBob]

1 for 6. Oof.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun

#BanBillyJoel

.

 

[USFSucks]

#BanBillyJoel

.

RIDICULOUS. Mods Please Ban

 

[goodknightfl]

We already have Chemmie on this board. Hard to get much higher than that.

 

[SublimeKnight]

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1 for 6. Oof.

His slugging percentage is still high? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯