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Face it, boys...we support horrible teams*

Maybe we can petition the ncaa to allow us to play the whole game with OT rules. One of our offenses may reach double digits in the case.
 
if no one shows up to our thanksgiving game will it really have happened?
ESPN already scheduled it for TV. Then again i suppose they can change their mind and televise another game. Wait no they cant its on Thanksgiving night. Well i suppose they can substitute a 30 for 30 special.
 
Ugh, I forgot about the game being on Thanksgiving. Just send the third stringers and let the rest of the team spend it with their families.
 
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