Help me pick....

[barrister1602]

New neighbors on either side of me. To the east is a couple with 2 young kids. Husband is older and wife is mail order Russian bride. She is about 29 or 30, blonde and very hottttt. She is a stay at home mom who also teaches yoga.
To the west is a couple with 5 kids. They have a live-in nanny who is about 24 or 25, brunette, and sexy as he'll. She is a former college golfer and gives lessons in the afternoon.
Both the blonde wife to the east and the brunette nanny to the west are DTF. Both have been in my house the past few days for short visits and gave all the signs they want some of the ole Barrister.
Leaning towards the nanny since she is single, but the blonde is so damn sexy.
Don't be jelly...just help me make a choice.

 

[Knight_Magic]

West side FTW. East side husband is probably packing and she already has her sugardaddy.

 

[CommuterBob]

Why not both? At the same time?

 

[barrister1602]

West side FTW. East side husband is probably packing and she already has her sugardaddy.

East side husband is a nerdy engineer. He makes decent scratch, but she is waaaay out of his league. Don't see that marriage lasting too much longer. Rumors she is frickin around already. She looks damn sexy prancing around in those yoga pants.

 

[barrister1602]

Why not both? At the same time?

I've fap'd to that fantasy several times already. Not sure they like each other though. Both have told me catty things about the other.

 

[MACHater02]

I'd believe this if you didn't live in Oklahoma.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

Gotta sacrifice a little hotness and go with the nanny. Much lower chance of catching a bullet

 

[btbones]

The married chick every time

 

[barrister1602]

The blonde married is from Russia. Her name is Oksana. Hubby brought her over 8 years ago. She has a cute accent that makes her even more sexy. The things I want to do to her....

 

[CommuterBob]

I've fap'd to that fantasy several times already. Not sure they like each other though. Both have told me catty things about the other.

That might actually make it easier. Might be secretly attracted to each other.

 

[ucflee]

The blonde married is from Russia. Her name is Oksana. Hubby brought her over 8 years ago. She has a cute accent that makes her even more sexy. The things I want to do to her....

Dude is probably hoping to hotwife her. You should be a good neighbor and give her what he can't. Don't be a d!ck to him though, at least at first (let him watch).

Nanny is a side piece, let her join if the Ruski is down.

You are welcome.

 

[EweSeaEff]

The blonde married is from Russia. Her name is Oksana. Hubby brought her over 8 years ago. She has a cute accent that makes her even more sexy. The things I want to do to her....

Keep her away from your microwave.

 

[barrister1602]

Hot Nanny offered to give free golf lessons to my 15 yr old son. He is all for it cause she is hottt. But he is already taking lessons with pro at our club.

 

[barrister1602]

Dude is probably hoping to hotwife her. You should be a good neighbor and give her what he can't. Don't be a d!ck to him though, at least at first (let him watch).

Doubt it. He is more of the nerdy jealous type. I recently bought an expensive new ride to celebrate the resolution of a big case. I was outside with new car when Nerdy hubby and blonde Russian wife walked by. She said (in her cute Russian accent) that my new car was really sexy. Hubby was not happy. Unfortunately for him, the more he tries to lock her down, the more she will run around on him.

 

[jetsaholic]

Your mom.

 

[cnsaguy]

Dear Penthouse, I mean Cooler.....

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

For the millionth time, pics or GTFO.

 

[OmniKnight]

For the millionth time, pics or GTFO.

they don't exist

not real

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

they don't exist

not real

agreed

 

[Ace of Knights]

I think the real question in all this is... is the Russian Melania?

 

[EweSeaEff]

I think the real question in all this is... is the Russian Melania?

Melania isn't Russian.

 

[Ace of Knights]

Melania isn't Russian.

I know. Eastern European. Close enough. It was a poor attempt at humor.

 

[EweSeaEff]

It was a poor attempt at humor.

It's Da Cooler so that goes without saying.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

So it would have been OK to call Michelle Obama a Somalian mail order bride?

 

[barrister1602]

So far the Tote Board is:

East-Side Blonde Russian wife: 2
West-Side Brunette Nanny: 2
Both at same time: 2

You guys are no help.

 

[Ace of Knights]

So it would have been OK to call Michelle Obama a Somalian mail order bride?

In an attempt at humor sure. Wtf do I care.

 

[UCF11and1]

So far the Tote Board is:

East-Side Blonde Russian wife: 2
West-Side Brunette Nanny: 2
Both at same time: 2

You guys are no help.

Why do you have to choose?
Do Brunette Nanny first. Do the Russian wife the next day before she gets news that you did the Nanny. Keep going until caught

 

[Knight_Light]

So far the Tote Board is:

East-Side Blonde Russian wife: 2
West-Side Brunette Nanny: 2
Both at same time: 2

You guys are no help.

Why do you have to choose?
Do Brunette Nanny first. Do the Russian wife the next day before she gets news that you did the Nanny. Keep going until caught

That's why I thought this was a made up story or a plot from an Indy Movie on IFC.

Of course a wise person wouldn't choose either/or and explore both.

 

[barrister1602]

Why do you have to choose?
Do Brunette Nanny first. Do the Russian wife the next day before she gets news that you did the Nanny. Keep going until caught

I can get behind this plan

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Let your son have the young one, stop being so greedy.

 

[barrister1602]

Let your son have the young one, stop being so greedy.

He is only 15. Not ready for prime time yet.

 

[jetsaholic]

So far the Tote Board is:

East-Side Blonde Russian wife: 2
West-Side Brunette Nanny: 2
Both at same time: 2

You guys are no help.

What about my vote for your mom?????

 

[barrister1602]

What about my vote for your mom?????

I was too busy donkey punching your mom to take note

 

[USFSucks]

Both at the same time, does that break your tie for you?

 

[jetsaholic]

I was too busy donkey punching your mom to take note

Bitch, please, my mom would choke you with her dick if you even tried.

 

[barrister1602]

Bitch, please, my mom would choke you with her dick if you even tried.

I have a weird boner now

 

[barrister1602]

Both at the same time, does that break your tie for you?

The 3some Prolly not gonna happen. East side Russian wife saw me smokin a stogie on my front porch yesterday and stopped for a chat. Kept gripping about her hubby. She wants some Ole Barrister. She also went on and on about the "skanky nanny". They don't like each other at all.

 

[USFSucks]

The 3some Prolly not gonna happen. East side Russian wife saw me smokin a stogie on my front porch yesterday and stopped for a chat. Kept gripping about her hubby. She wants some Ole Barrister. She also went on and on about the "skanky nanny". They don't like each other at all.

If you are as skilled as you say you are there is no way you wouldn't get them both

 

[CommuterBob]

The 3some Prolly not gonna happen. East side Russian wife saw me smokin a stogie on my front porch yesterday and stopped for a chat. Kept gripping about her hubby. She wants some Ole Barrister. She also went on and on about the "skanky nanny". They don't like each other at all.

She's down with it and deflecting. She's only saying that because she knows the nanny is attractive and competition.

 

[barrister1602]

If you are as skilled as you say you are there is no way you wouldn't get them both

Oh I am very confident I will nail them both.....just not at the same time.