Help me pick....

[barrister1602]

Ho Lee Frick .... I was just out front smoking a stoogie when brunette nanny to the west came out to her car. She was wearing a short gray skirt, very tight blue golf shirt and carrying her golf shoes. Her legs are long and tan. I couldn't get my phone out fast enough for a pic -- and it would have been too obvious. But damn she looked good. BRB ....

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

You're so full of shit. Who smokes a cigar on their front porch at 9am on a Friday?

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Smoking a stogie at 9:50am on a Friday? Is that code for you giving your neighbor a hummer? I always figured you liked dudes as much as you try to convince everyone in here that you dig ladies. About time you let us in on your little secret. Maybe you and bq can go makeout soon...

 

[barrister1602]

You're so full of shit. Who smokes a cigar on their front porch at 9am on a Friday?

I do. I like my cigars and smoke between faps all day.

 

[barrister1602]

Smoking a stogie at 9:50am on a Friday? Is that code for you giving your neighbor a hummer? I always figured you liked dudes as much as you try to convince everyone in here that you dig ladies. About time you let us in on your little secret. Maybe you and bq can go makeout soon...

Your mom smokes my stogie

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I do. I like my cigars and smoke between faps all day.

CONFIRMED: barrister is unemployed and lives in his momma's basement.

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

 

[reddog4720]

 

[barrister1602]

CONFIRMED: barrister is unemployed and lives in his momma's basement.

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

you stupid frick face. I made 10x more than you last year. Let's compare 2016 tax returns big mouth. There has got to be a way for us to do this in a secure fashion you PIECE OF SHIT!

 

[CommuterBob]

you stupid frick face. I made 10x more than you last year. Let's compare 2016 tax returns big mouth. There has got to be a way for us to do this in a secure fashion you PIECE OF SHIT!

It's Worthington's Law

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

you stupid frick face. I made 10x more than you last year. Let's compare 2016 tax returns big mouth. There has got to be a way for us to do this in a secure fashion you PIECE OF SHIT!

Joe is a leech, er, works for the government. You can probably look it up.

 

[btbones]

Joes salary is public record except for the 50 k a year he makes for on the side music lessons . Barristers salary is easily figured if you find what maximum welfare is in OK

 

[UCFWayne]

Joes salary is public record except for the 50 k a year he makes for on the side music lessons . Barristers salary is easily figured if you find what maximum welfare is in OK

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

you stupid frick face. I made 10x more than you last year. Let's compare 2016 tax returns big mouth. There has got to be a way for us to do this in a secure fashion you PIECE OF SHIT!

Blah blah blah. Lemme guess: you have a fifth degree black belt in karate, can bench 450, vacation in the Hamptons, have a different car for every day of the week, and nailed Mr. Oklahoma. What other fantasies can you tell us about/write about from yo momma's basement? IT'S PINS AND NEEDLES for all of us.

And nuthuggerboob, as of Tuesday, I'm off for four months. Thanks ahead of time for the paid vacation.