Hurricane bets

[YouSeeEffer]

When is your power going to go out?

When is Tony Maniolfi going to roll up his sleeves?
Bonus: and loosen his tie?

How long is your internet going to be out?

Whose car is going to get smooshed by a tree?

Who is going to drink the most icehouse?

Who is going to be too drunk to notice?


Side note: WTF the media? all outside like dumbasses preaching about how not to be dumbasses, with their stupid rain jackets on standing out in the rain... they're acting like they're dying already and the real thing hasn't even hit us yet.

(Spoken from someone that went through Charley)

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

When is your power going to go out?

A split second before I hit "post reply"

When is Tony Maniolfi going to roll up his sleeves?
Bonus: and loosen his tie?

2:07 AM Bonus: 2:45AM

How long is your internet going to be out?

Service returns Sunday morning

Whose car is going to get smooshed by a tree?

All of my neighbors who can't seem to manage to get 2 cars into their garage because it looks like a damn storage unit.

Who is going to drink the most icehouse?

Bob

Who is going to be too drunk to notice?

Bob

Side note: WTF the media? all outside like dumbasses preaching about how not to be dumbasses, with their stupid rain jackets on standing out in the rain... they're acting like they're dying already and the real thing hasn't even hit us yet.

Oh you mean like my parents who refused to leave Vierra (they're decently far inland but still) but called me preaching hurricane safety tips? Stay away from the windows if it gets bad! Don't go outside no matter what!

 

[jetsaholic]

I think most of those questions could by answered by just typing "Bob".

 

[cnsaguy]

Is there anything more useless than Martha Sugulski during a hurricane?

I don't think Bob would be the answer for this one.

 

[jetsaholic]

Is there anything more useless than Martha Sugulski during a hurricane?

I don't think Bob would be the answer for this one.

She's actually way more fun to look at than Bob.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

She's actually way more fun to look at than Bob.

You obviously haven't seen me in a thong.

 

[jetsaholic]

You obviously haven't seen me in a thong.

Obviously.

 

[cnsaguy]

She's only good to look at if you cover up that whale shark-like mouth of hers.

 

[jetsaholic]

She's only good to look at if you cover up that whale shark-like mouth of hers.

I see not all of us are into tall hot blondes.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

So our power never went out and Tony never rolled his sleeves up. I'm a bet loser but a winner in life.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I see not all of us are into tall hot blondes.

Making gay jokes is so 2002. IT'S 2016!!!

 

[jetsaholic]

Making gay jokes is so 2002. IT'S 2016!!!

Drinking Natty Ice is so 1996. IT'S 2016!!!

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Drinking Natty Ice is so 1996. IT'S 2016!!!

I have never drank Natty Ice.

 

[jetsaholic]

I have never drank Natty Ice.

A-ha...