Edit: this is a joke in good fun.
Here is my plan:
- My base salary is $200k - I’m giving back to the pool
- I’m calculating overall lost cash flow considering opportunity cost of doing nothing. I’m leveraging the program a bit for a 20 year $20M note considering the cluster**** TTT has gotten us into.
- Best of luck Gus - we are negotiating a settlement
- I’m going low cost on a head coach and using the differential on players. Upcoming coach in there division.. The Go-Go guy will be our offensive coordinator. In total we will save $1.5M per year on coaches salary that can go to players. This is a quick rebuild strategy that we will ladder out of in a few years.
- The $20M note - $6-8M to Gus thanks to my predecessor. I’ll never write a shit contract like that you have my word. $12M to NIL for next 3 years.
- I’m sliding in a few basis points into the student fee. $1M per year - fck those kids
- Concessions will all be fixed. That said , I want to hear from the dungeon on better food options.
- Gameday can get way better between food , entertainment , etc. I want this to be a #1 choice for folks to go on Saturdays.
Extras:
- Dungeon members get 1 billboard a game to trash whoever they want holding coaches and players accountable.
- Brandon becomes the Director of YODA Yielder of Dungeonite accountability
What else guys? Let’s have some fun. We can send the final product to Cartwright 😂😂
Here is my plan:
- My base salary is $200k - I’m giving back to the pool
- I’m calculating overall lost cash flow considering opportunity cost of doing nothing. I’m leveraging the program a bit for a 20 year $20M note considering the cluster**** TTT has gotten us into.
- Best of luck Gus - we are negotiating a settlement
- I’m going low cost on a head coach and using the differential on players. Upcoming coach in there division.. The Go-Go guy will be our offensive coordinator. In total we will save $1.5M per year on coaches salary that can go to players. This is a quick rebuild strategy that we will ladder out of in a few years.
- The $20M note - $6-8M to Gus thanks to my predecessor. I’ll never write a shit contract like that you have my word. $12M to NIL for next 3 years.
- I’m sliding in a few basis points into the student fee. $1M per year - fck those kids
- Concessions will all be fixed. That said , I want to hear from the dungeon on better food options.
- Gameday can get way better between food , entertainment , etc. I want this to be a #1 choice for folks to go on Saturdays.
Extras:
- Dungeon members get 1 billboard a game to trash whoever they want holding coaches and players accountable.
- Brandon becomes the Director of YODA Yielder of Dungeonite accountability
What else guys? Let’s have some fun. We can send the final product to Cartwright 😂😂
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