If you could face a Coolagan in a controlled Amateur Fight Night...

[Game_Day_Sports]

Originally posted by Good Knight Sweetheart:

Based on the other threads, seems like Da Coola went for an all out rioting brawl....I guess that chocolate pudding wrestling match with the three ladies will have to wait.

Some of us wiser folk are a bit more sophisticated and would prefer to see pretty ladies covered in chocolate pudding rather than sword fighting each other. So while they are busy slapping weiners, feel free to jump into the pudding and we will cheer you on. We will even help you clean up when you are done.

Barrister I have a chair reserved for you, but it is in the no fapping zone

 

[jetsaholic]

I'm surprised this hasn't come to fruition, especially since it's politics season.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Some of us wiser folk are a bit more sophisticated and would prefer to see pretty ladies covered in chocolate pudding rather than sword fighting each other. So while they are busy slapping weiners, feel free to jump into the pudding and we will cheer you on. We will even help you clean up when you are done.

Barrister I have a chair reserved for you, but it is in the no fapping zone

WTF ever happened to Game Day? I miss his know-it-all responses and paragraph after paragraph of bitching about his neighbors and other booger-eating kids' parents. I guess HuffyCane is Game Day incarnate with his super long posts and stuff. Concision dude. Definitely need your ass beat for that alone.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I can still kick any of your asses.

 

[jetsaholic]

I can still kick any of your asses.

No you can't. I'm Puerto Rican; I've been boxing since I was 2 weeks old.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

No you can't. I'm Puerto Rican; I've been boxing since I was 2 weeks old.

boob's ass would be easy to kick. Just throw a bunch of beer and moon pies on the ground. He's drawn to that junk like flies to shit. Couple kicks to his beanbag later, and he's sucking his thumb.

 

[UCFWayne]

No you can't. I'm Puerto Rican; I've been boxing since I was 2 weeks old.

and you carry a knife if its not going in your favor...

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

and you carry a knife if its not going in your favor...

When you fight Mexicans like Jets, you don't just fight him. You fight his 13 pedo Uncles and 7 out-on-probation Cousins. And they bring machetes, shovels, and weed whackers--whatever they can find. They won't kill you but you're in for the ass beating of your life.

 

[jetsaholic]

and you carry a knife if its not going in your favor...

When you fight Mexicans like Jets, you don't just fight him. You fight his 13 pedo Uncles and 7 out-on-probation Cousins. And they bring machetes, shovels, and weed whackers--whatever they can find. They won't kill you but you're in for the ass beating of your life.

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

boob's ass would be easy to kick. Just throw a bunch of beer and moon pies on the ground. He's drawn to that junk like flies to shit. Couple kicks to his beanbag later, and he's sucking his thumb.

I've never even seen a moonpie. I'd just pick up a beer and kick your ass one handed.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I've never even seen a moonpie. I'd just pick up a beer and kick your ass one handed.

You're not supposed to see them, you're supposed to eat them, dumbass.

Does everyone have to explain everything to you? How long did you piss all over the toilet seat before you thought to lift it?

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

If the woman folk can't remember to put the seat up when they're done it's not my fault if piss gets on the seat.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I've never even seen a moonpie. I'd just pick up a beer and kick your ass one handed.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOONPIE IS?
And you call yourself a Southerner?

Mods, plz ban.

.

 

[jetsaholic]

I've never even seen a moonpie.

Dafuk you mean you don't know what a modafukin moonpie is??????

Mod, this has gone far enough. Please ban.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOONPIE IS?
And you call yourself a Southerner?

Mods, plz ban.

.

I'm not a Southerner. My family is from Chicago and Wisconsin/Michigan.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I'm not a Southerner. My family is from Chicago and Wisconsin/Michigan.

I'm also from Chicago and I totally know about moonpies.
It's not like you moved here last month.

.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

And we all know that the only thing you can do with one hand is pull ticks off yourself.

Mods, this is getting pathetic. Please ban immediately.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I've heard of moonpies, just never seen one.

 

[barrister1602]

I totally know about moonpies.

I would teach all these lovely ladies of the Coola all about cream pies.

 

[barrister1602]

Barrister won the thread. You guys is suck.

you can pretty much cut-n-paste this on all threads.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

WTF ever happened to Game Day? I miss his know-it-all responses and paragraph after paragraph of bitching about his neighbors and other booger-eating kids' parents. I guess HuffyCane is Game Day incarnate with his super long posts and stuff. Concision dude. Definitely need your ass beat for that alone.

God smited him for asking about renting a dryer