So I go to this big church here in Tulsa. Couple of weeks ago, the pastor challenged us to go on a 3 week "Daniel Fast". Daniel was a Bible character who for 3 weeks only ate fruit, vegetables and water. Anyway, we were challenged to only eat fruit, veggies and drink water for 3 weeks. No meats. No coffee. No booze. I thought to myself that I can do anything for 3 weeks so I accepted the challenge. For the past 2 weeks I've eaten tons of salads, garlic stuffed olives, berries, brussel sprouts, broccoli, etc.
This change in diet has turned me into a farting monster. I am constantly floating air biscuits. And they are awful. My 12 year old son will hardly ride with me in the car now. My paralegals rarely come into my office. I have a steady stream of noxious gas coming out my ass.
I need to ask the few stinky hippies on this board ... will I stop farting so much when I start eating meat again next week? I can't take much more of this.
This change in diet has turned me into a farting monster. I am constantly floating air biscuits. And they are awful. My 12 year old son will hardly ride with me in the car now. My paralegals rarely come into my office. I have a steady stream of noxious gas coming out my ass.
I need to ask the few stinky hippies on this board ... will I stop farting so much when I start eating meat again next week? I can't take much more of this.