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Kim Jong Un ded?

You’re like the scrawny kid who bitches about their stepdad to their friends.

You crave the temporary high of puffing your chest in a manner that will lead to no real repercussions, but most likely a meek little bitch when confronted in person.
I know exactly his type. He’s definitely a top 1-2 that I WOULD LOVE to confront in person
 
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You’re like the scrawny kid who bitches about their stepdad to their friends.

You crave the temporary high of puffing your chest in a manner that will lead to no real repercussions, but most likely a meek little bitch when confronted in person.
You're a community college student and a 4chan incel.
 
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I’m cherished. You’re tolerated.
You're destined for a life of struggling to fit in. You'll only ever be able to find a woman who settles for racist social outcasts because she's too dumb or ugly to find normal guy.
 
You're destined for a life of struggling to fit in. You'll only ever be able to find a woman who settles for racist social outcasts because she's too dumb or ugly to find normal guy.
8/10. Vicious, but still room for improvement
 
You're destined for a life of struggling to fit in. You'll only ever be able to find a woman who settles for racist social outcasts because she's too dumb or ugly to find normal guy.
No need to fit in anywhere when I can live rent-free in your head.

It’s funny how for a leftist, the ultimate insult is “popular opinion won’t like you” because your virtue signaling has you thinking adult life is a popularity contest. How’s high school treating you?

Remember when your team was the youthful, rebellious, punk rock crowd? Now you’re screaming “get off my lawn” while you encourage everyone to fall in line with the establishment.

You rationalize this by reserving hatred for people like us at the top of the food chain when you share Occupy Democrats posts on social media as you beg for a crumb of pussy. You blame the reason you attract fat, short haired women who could pass as your little brother on the assumption most people just aren’t as virtuous as you.

Poke your chest out, walk with some conviction, stop jerking off as much, take a break from Reddit and start working out. You’ll find it easier to get pussy once you take yours off.
 
No need to fit in anywhere when I can live rent-free in your head.

It’s funny how for a leftist, the ultimate insult is “popular opinion won’t like you” because your virtue signaling has you thinking adult life is a popularity contest. How’s high school treating you?

Remember when your team was the youthful, rebellious, punk rock crowd? Now you’re screaming “get off my lawn” while you encourage everyone to fall in line with the establishment.

You rationalize this by reserving hatred for people like us at the top of the food chain when you share Occupy Democrats posts on social media as you beg for a crumb of pussy. You blame the reason you attract fat, short haired women who could pass as your little brother on the assumption most people just aren’t as virtuous as you.

Poke your chest out, walk with some conviction, stop jerking off as much, take a break from Reddit and start working out. You’ll find it easier to get pussy once you take yours off.
10/10. Would read again.
 
8/10. Vicious, but still room for improvement

*cracks knuckles*

And you're currently unemployed because the only job you were qualified for, a bartender, was the very first thing labeled non-essential and will be the last thing brought back. I would suguest getting an essential job so you don't become a government sponge but I think pouring a liquid into a glass and handing the glass to someone is about the peak of your ability to contribute to society. So until I need a glass handed to me again enjoy the unemployment me and the rest of the essential parts of the economy cover for you.
 
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*cracks knuckles*

And you're currently unemployed because the only job you were qualified for, a bartender, was the very first thing labeled non-essential and will be the last thing brought back. I would suguest getting an essential job so you don't become a government sponge but I think pouring a liquid into a glass and handing the glass to someone is about the peak of your ability to contribute to society. So until I need a glass handed to me again enjoy the unemployment me and the rest of the essential parts of the economy cover for you.
You took a couple of steps back there. Landed a couple of glancing blows but I'd give it a 6/10. It was personal, but not in a cutting way.
 
*cracks knuckles*

And you're currently unemployed because the only job you were qualified for, a bartender, was the very first thing labeled non-essential and will be the last thing brought back. I would suguest getting an essential job so you don't become a government sponge but I think pouring a liquid into a glass and handing the glass to someone is about the peak of your ability to contribute to society. So until I need a glass handed to me again enjoy the unemployment me and the rest of the essential parts of the economy cover for you.
I work Association Management in Montana. Currently working from home, going over contracts for MDTL with a view:
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Given your obsession with me, I’m sure a Google search could help you deduce which one if you want to send us an email about the internet hurting your feelings again.

It’s clear you’re becoming quite emotional, I imagine the bubble you surround yourself doesn’t offer many challenges to your apparently fragile ego.

Glad you’re still employed too, the next time I’m checking out at WalGreens I’ll be sure to thank the clerk for you and her’s service as you carry this economy forward scanning one Arizona Tea at a time.
 
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I work Association Management in Montana. Currently working from home, going over contracts for MDTL with a view:
JPl41pR.jpg


Given your obsession with me, I’m sure a Google search could help you deduce which one if you want to send us an email about the internet hurting your feelings again.

It’s clear you’re becoming quite emotional, I imagine the bubble you surround yourself doesn’t offer many challenges to your apparently fragile ego.

Glad you’re still employed too, the next time I’m checking out at WalGreens I’ll be sure to thank the clerk for you and her’s service as you carry this economy forward scanning one Arizona Tea at a time.

Ha! Do you know Nick?
 
I work Association Management in Montana. Currently working from home, going over contracts for MDTL with a view:
JPl41pR.jpg


Given your obsession with me, I’m sure a Google search could help you deduce which one if you want to send us an email about the internet hurting your feelings again.

It’s clear you’re becoming quite emotional, I imagine the bubble you surround yourself doesn’t offer many challenges to your apparently fragile ego.

Glad you’re still employed too, the next time I’m checking out at WalGreens I’ll be sure to thank the clerk for you and her’s service as you carry this economy forward scanning one Arizona Tea at a time.


I'm not looking to ruin lives here bud but given your history of posting just straight up racist shit like when your previous account was banned for comparing Africans to a gorilla that knew sign language I would probably keep your personal details on the DL.
 
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I'm not looking to ruin lives here bud but given your history of posting just straight up racist shit like when your previous account was banned for comparing Africans to a gorilla that knew sign language I would probably keep your personal details on the DL.

Do I really have to step in and teach you how to talk crap?
 
I'm not looking to ruin lives here bud but given your history of posting just straight up racist shit like when your previous account was banned for comparing Africans to a gorilla that knew sign language I would probably keep your personal details on the DL.

I’ve taken the liberty of writing the email for you.

“To whom it may concern, I, the esteemed fried-chicken, deem it necessary for you to know that an employee of yours made a joke about a gorilla doing sign language.

While the account belonging to your employee didn’t make the joke, I am a very well-respected sleuth amongst the University of Central Florida Golden Knights political sub forum who obtains valuable information by referring to others as inbreds and racist. I have deduced a possibility that an account from years ago may belong to your employee as well. Given my reputation, I trust you will understand the gravity of my findings.

I take jokes on the Internet very seriously, and so should you.”

You’re welcome

By the way, can you suggest to your manager that limit the NICE brand water jugs (the ones with the handle) to one per customer? I like a fresh one each day but y’all seem to sell out quickly.
 
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I’ve taken the liberty of writing the email for you.

“To whom it may concern, I, the esteemed fried-chicken, deem it necessary for you to know that an employee of yours made a joke about a gorilla doing sign language.

While the account belonging to your employee didn’t make the joke, I am a very well-respected sleuth amongst the University of Central Florida Golden Knights political sub forum who obtains valuable information by referring to others as inbreds and racist. I have deduced a possibility that an account from years ago may belong to your employee as well. Given my reputation, I trust you will understand the gravity of my findings.

I take jokes on the Internet very seriously, and so should you.”

You’re welcome

By the way, can you suggest to your manager that limit the NICE brand water jugs (the ones with the handle) to one per customer? I like a fresh one each day but y’all seem to sell out quickly.
Well now its pretty obvious that you and FC are the same person. Not surprising, but this one was just way too transparent
 
FC/glaciers diagnosis:

Mom and dad probably were high school sweethearts, one came from a more affluent family than the other. Mom got knocked up around 19, but FC wasn't the first child. There was either a short marriage or just cohabitation that led to a 2nd child but either way both parents were too young and dad left. He started a new life and initially was present but the new wife demanded more attention so he basically walked away. Dad had a better relationship with the oldest kid and FC felt like he wasn't loved as much. It got worse when mom found a boyfriend when she was in her mid 20s but really didn't want to be involved in her kids' lives because that was their dads responsibility so he was standoffish and FC felt like step-dad took what love mom could give him and gave it to what was likely an alcoholic step-dad. He found that he wasn't terrible talented but could overperform and received acceptance from his peers. Likely was a smallish kid so focused on non-athletic things like band where he played trumpet or sax and was pretty good at it. That led to the popular kids giving him a chance but the first drinking party he had 2 beers and made an ass out of himself so he became very isolated and the rejection hit him pretty hard. Probably tried the EMO thing for a while but those kids gave him shit about his mom buying him Nofear t-shirts and wouldn't let him put on makeup because step-dad was uncomfortable and embarrassed. Ended up graduating in the upper half of his class, but nothing to brag about so went to community College for some kind of musical arts degree. Had sex with a couple of girls but felt like he was worth more than them so he had awkward breakups that led to a lot of guilt. Probably found a nice girl, kind of the "Sarah plain and tall" type that had some past issues of her own and they connected. Since then he's been moderately successful in his business but feels cheated by life because it took 20 years for dad to apologize and that made it worse. Mom is on her 4th marriage and he worries about her but has too much resentment to get over so he distances himself as much as possible. He recently found a way to entertain himself on anonymous message boards by creating fake accounts and laughs at how stupid people are to not realize that he's arguing with himself.
 
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FC/glaciers diagnosis:

Mom and dad probably were high school sweethearts, one came from a more affluent family than the other. Mom got knocked up around 19, but FC wasn't the first child. There was either a short marriage or just cohabitation that led to a 2nd child but either way both parents were too young and dad left. He started a new life and initially was present but the new wife demanded more attention so he basically walked away. Dad had a better relationship with the oldest kid and FC felt like he wasn't loved as much. It got worse when mom found a boyfriend when she was in her mid 20s but really didn't want to be involved in her kids' lives because that was their dads responsibility so he was standoffish and FC felt like step-dad took what love mom could give him and gave it to what was likely an alcoholic step-dad. He found that he wasn't terrible talented but could overperform and received acceptance from his peers. Likely was a smallish kid so focused on non-athletic things like band where he played trumpet or sax and was pretty good at it. That led to the popular kids giving him a chance but the first drinking party he had 2 beers and made an ass out of himself so he became very isolated and the rejection hit him pretty hard. Probably tried the EMO thing for a while but those kids gave him shit about his mom buying him Nofear t-shirts and wouldn't let him put on makeup because step-dad was uncomfortable and embarrassed. Ended up graduating in the upper half of his class, but nothing to brag about so went to community College for some kind of musical arts degree. Had sex with a couple of girls but felt like he was worth more than them so he had awkward breakups that led to a lot of guilt. Probably found a nice girl, kind of the "Sarah plain and tall" type that had some past issues of her own and they connected. Since then he's been moderately successful in his business but feels cheated by life because it took 20 years for dad to apologize and that made it worse. Mom is on her 4th marriage and he worries about her but has too much resentment to get over so he distances himself as much as possible. He recently found a way to entertain himself on anonymous message boards by creating fake accounts and laughs at how stupid people are to not realize that he's arguing with himself.

Post of the year and it isn’t even close
 
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You're destined for a life of struggling to fit in. You'll only ever be able to find a woman who settles for racist social outcasts because she's too dumb or ugly to find normal guy.
Sounds pretty sexist of you. What give you the right to assume he considers him/her/itself a man, and no matter the gender, wants a woman in his/her/its life.
 
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During this nationwide pandemic, it's truly heart-warming to see the whole WC gang come together...
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... to mercilessly insult one another. Even during a national crisis, some things are still comfortably predictable. :)
 
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