New book promises to put kids to sleep fast

[UCFWayne]

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/best-selling-book-promises-kids-will-fall-asleep-126940733592.html

I think I might have to give this a try. What do the rest of the cooler parents and nonparents think about this? I know USFSucks looked into his crystal ball and foresaw all of this.

 

[EweSeaEff]

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/best-selling-book-promises-kids-will-fall-asleep-126940733592.html

I think I might have to give this a try. What do the rest of the cooler parents and nonparents think about this? I know USFSucks looked into his crystal ball and foresaw all of this.

Nothing new. I've been reading Infinite Jest to my kids every night to put them to sleep.

 

[jetsaholic]

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/best-selling-book-promises-kids-will-fall-asleep-126940733592.html

I think I might have to give this a try. What do the rest of the cooler parents and nonparents think about this? I know USFSucks looked into his crystal ball and foresaw all of this.

He doesn't expect you to acknowledge or apologize.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

If you were a good parent you wouldn't need books to put kids to sleep. You tell them go lay down and they do.

 

[EweSeaEff]

If you were a good parent you wouldn't need books to put kids to sleep. You tell them go lay down and they do.

My opinion on that hasn't changed one bit since having children and anyone that says differently is a complete moron.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I accept your apology.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

I let my son stay up 30 minutes late last night to finish an episode of Top Gear. Then this morning I found him asleep on top of a pile of Dr. Seuss books. He was pretty happy when he got up though.

 

[UCFRogerz]

I let my son stay up 30 minutes late last night to finish an episode of Top Gear. Then this morning I found him asleep on top of a pile of Dr. Seuss books. He was pretty happy when he got up though.

Did you hear me tell him to get back to bed at 10pm? Or, presumably, him fall out of bed at 11pm?

I say presumably because I hear a bang, him cry for a second, and I went in to find his light on and him on the floor. I asked him what happened a couple times and he just stared at me for a minute, crawled out of my lap and back into bed. Maybe he was sleep walking and/or trying to turn his light off, it was bizarre. He didn't say a word.

Maybe he didn't want to incriminate himself for still being awake. I don't know.