US Intelligence Officials this summer: Our sources tell us the Russians are planning an October disinformation campaign to discredit Joe Biden
US Intelligence Officials this fall: Be prepared, the Russian troll farms are back and in high gear!
Russians: Here’s your red meat, Chuds!
Facebook: Sorry, we’re not biting this time!
Usual Suspects: WHAAA! Why is Facebook blocking the Hunter Biden sorry?
5 YEAR OLD CHILD: if cookies go missing it wasn't me
PARENT: we don't even have cookies, dear
5 YEAR OLD CHILD: can we make some?
PARENT: yes dear, but you can't eat any until after dinner, okay?
5 YEAR OLD CHILD: *comes to dinner with cookie crumbs all over shirt
PARENT: I told you no cookies until after dinner!
5 YEAR OLD CHILD: i already told you it wasn't me!
LEFTISTS: the kid is a genius
JOE BIDEN: not only that, she's smoking hot!