Former Alabama head coach Mike DuBose accidentally shot himself in the stomach while working on his farm and was transported to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries Monday, according to the Covington County (Alabama) Sheriff's Office.
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The article doesn't say how he accidentally shot himself, but I'd like to think that while using a picture of Saban's head for target practice, he was hit by a ricochet bullet that bounced off a nearby shovel.
Please add your own comical explanation below.