Paul Ryan's beard

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Apparently the latest tin-foil hat theory is that Paul Ryan is a Muslim. Him growing a beard is their proof.
I would link an article, but I don't wanna give any of them extra clicks. Saw the FB post from a relative (if u know me, I've probably told you which one). Just Google "Is Paul Ryan a Muslim". Craziness all around.

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[USFSucks]

#BanBeards

 

[UCFRogerz]

Am I muslim?

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Am I muslim?

You just identify as one.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I have a Jew beard.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Shitty tin foil theory. Paul Ryan is not a Muslim. He's is just a useful cucked idiot. The real truth (since it's not a theory & what has/is happening to Europe & now here) is more similar to Anti Racist Hitler below. 10 minutes well spent.

 

[SublimeKnight]

When I was on vacation

I have a Jew beard.

If your beard has meat and dairy in it, it's a Muslim beard.

 

[jetsaholic]

I have a Jew beard.

No, you have a "From the Hill" beard.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Shitty tin foil theory. Paul Ryan is not a Muslim. He's is just a useful cucked idiot. .....

I agree, but will never convince my relative of this.

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[1ofTheseKnights]

I greatly enjoy tinfoil hat conspiracy theories etc, but that one is really dumb. Flat earth dumb.