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Poll: Is Knight_Magic being cheated on?

After reading Knight_Magic's thread, is he being cheated on?

  • Absolutely, she's probably banging the dude as I vote.

    Votes: 13 32.5%
  • Not at all, they are just crappy communicators and/or he's paranoid

    Votes: 5 12.5%
  • Not yet but she was going down that road

    Votes: 19 47.5%
  • This whole story is fake and Knight_Magic isn't even a real person

    Votes: 3 7.5%

  • Total voters
    40
Absolutely.
  1. Newly divorced friend of a long while. Second chance? He let her go? She let him go?
  2. Out of the ordinary texting / calling / sexting
  3. Changes in behavior (these haven't been discussed in any more detail)
  4. Locking phone with no reasoning (probably nudes / complaints about current husband)
  5. Blaming paranoia
  6. "dinner with coworkers" on a Tuesday.
  7. presumable communication issues between them
It's pretty much an open and shut case.
 
I think the dude is a construct of this forum, a form of A.I. that's just gathering information from all of us by making up stories and getting our reactions.
 
I'm in the fake story camp. I've spent enough time on the Main Board to never take a story I read on here as truth.
 
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Also, this is all in good fun so please Knight_Magic don't take any of the crap we are saying seriously

I feel honored to have my own poll! No offense taken. I have appreciated the feedback from some, laughed at others, and welcome all the free beer I may get if I get to a game next year.
 
Where's the place to vote for K_M should crawl inside a whiskey bottle and eff his life up for the next ten years?
 
I do agree that we NEED pictures. We might advise you to stick it out if she's a 10.
I think the equation is 1.5-2 points below?

Like, if she's a 10, homeboy can't be anything lower than an 8, otherwise, he has to stick it out.

Unless he's willing to lower the standard. Just keep in mind that lowering the standard lowers your own ranking. So if the next one is a 7, you're just a 5, dude.
 
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I know this is just all in good fun, but I don't think the issue is really about cheating. It's about communication and trust. Right now he's trying to [re-]establish some with his wife. I hope she meets him half-way.
 
If she were a Tina Fey type girl, then immediately file for divorce and shred the baggage. Not worth it.

However if there is a Charlotte McKinney look alike at home, it's probably totally worth it to be emotionally flayed for a while longer.
 
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If she were a Tina Fey type girl, then immediately file for divorce and shred the baggage. Not worth it.

However if there is a Charlotte McKinney look alike at home, it's probably totally worth it to be emotionally flayed for a while longer.
Good spinoff: for which celebrity look alike would you put up with cheating on you while married?
 
Good spinoff: for which celebrity look alike would you put up with cheating on you while married?
Why limit this to celebrities? Why not just start listing various models ... or go for the gold and even list adult actresses, who do it for a living?
 
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I want to limit this topic to all non-UCFBS posters.
Porn stars are rarely ever attractive.
I don't disagree with the prototypical top 10-25 in most listings. But there are many that aren't the top talent that could easily qualify as models. At the same time, most actresses people list are often known for their use of body doubles.
 
What about what I'm dealing with in my marriage? Why does he have to wait until he gets under the covers to fart? Why can't just do it before he walks into the room? I'm really struggling.
You're being completely unreasonable. He obviously cares about the environment and stuff, otherwise he would let all that methane escape into the atmosphere.

You're married to one of the good ones. Be grateful.
 
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She's got toes???????????
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