Poll: Is Knight_Magic being cheated on?

[jetsaholic]

Even if it isn't photoshopped, it already doesn't bother me.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

That's awful. To look down and see a troll hand. I'd go limp.

 

[barrister1602]

That's awful. To look down and see a troll hand. I'd go limp.

More boner-killing: man hands or fat chicks?

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

You already know what you're in for with a fat chick. There aren't any surprises there.

 

[jetsaholic]

More boner-killing: man hands or fat chicks?

Fat chicks are like Vespas: they're fun to ride, you just don't want your friends to know about it.

 

[Great2BAKnight2]

What about what I'm dealing with in my marriage? Why does he have to wait until he gets under the covers to fart? Why can't just do it before he walks into the room? I'm really struggling.

You could return the favor.

 

[crambone]

I think so.

 

[fabknight]

Fat chicks are like Fiats: they're fun to ride, you just don't want your friends to know about it.

FIFY

 

[jetsaholic]

FIFY

When do you want my embarrasing Barbie clown car to whoop your ass? Say a time and a place and my motorized little man syndrome will be there ready to smoke you like a joint on M Street.

 

[fabknight]

When do you want my embarrasing Barbie clown car to whoop your ass? Say a time and a place and my motorized little man syndrome will be there ready to smoke you like a joint on M Street.

Maryland game. When you come, don't be bringing shitty beer because I'll be thirsty when I'm done stuffing you back into the clown car.

 

[jetsaholic]

Maryland game. When you come, don't be bringing shitty beer because I'll be thirsty when I'm done stuffing you back into the clown car.

Eh, there's this thing called planes? I'm using one of those to come to that game.

 

[fabknight]

Eh, there's this thing called planes? I'm using one of those to come to that game.

What?!?!? And miss the joy of driving the Fiat a thousand miles to get here? Holler if you need a ride from the airport.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Eh, there's this thing called planes? I'm using one of those to come to that game.

Carry your FIAT on, carnal.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

How can you fit in a Fiat?

 

[jetsaholic]

How can you fit in a Fiat?

You start by opening the door.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

You start by opening the door.

Yes but aren't you a tallish/largish man? Those cars for midgets.

 

[jetsaholic]

Yes but aren't you a tallish/largish man? Those cars for midgets.

There's tons of room inside.

:insertbswifejokehere:

 

[USFSucks]

There's tons of room inside.

:insertbswifejokehere:

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

It's bigger on the inside.

:inserteddrwhojokehere:

fify

 

[jetsaholic]

fify

No.