Should it be a crime
- Thread starter goodknightfl
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It’s utterly predictable. We elect someone that’s pushing national lockdowns and gloom and doom and people are going to get scared and take measures for their own security. Many here like to rail on Trump for downplaying early but sometimes you have to play a part as a leader.
Oh yeah, go try to buy an AR-15 or any ammo for a .308, 9mm, .45, .223, or .556 right now.
Y'all laughing at us in Nebraska but we know how to wipe our asses with corncobs when shit goes south. You guys can riot over the last roll of Charmin, I'll be here in the outhouse sitting comfortably with a bushel of cobs that will brush my browneye clean.
Sounds like fun (not. Lol), but have backup plans in Florida too that are less barbaric.
Whatever you say bro. We all know this story starts with "a Florida man........" and ends with the rest of the country wondering what the hell you people are doing down there.
Florida: the dangling penis of the us. You can find crabs around the edges there, but not the kind you want to eat.
Florida: we sent a thank-you note to Missouri for not making us the meth capital of the world.
That’s why I reload my own ammo. Lmmfao at the idiots who pay full price or go to stores for this stuff.
Florida: we've got Disney World and a great grocery store. Ignore the rest.
Florida: the weather is pretty nice between November and February during hurricane season.
Florida: we pride ourselves in being the place that New Yorkers go when the arthritis kicks in.
Florida: we pride ourselves in being a nice place that’s not shithole Nebraska.
In Mexico we use cactus and rocks. Plus Corn came from Mexico so u owe us. And Shit always goes South.
You just better hope that Nebraska doesn't take over the Mezcal industry. That would be the end of Mexico because it's all you guys have left
Lol, it would be. You know what I meant.
I didn’t have much with which to work...
Why do over 20 million people life in Florida in NGEbraska, not so many?
I’ll hang up and listen
