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UWCF is all but admitting they fudge their attendance numbers

What is that? 56,000 tickets are "out"? If they sold 56,000 they would say it.

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What theories? Your own newpaper and beat writers called USF out for fudging attendence numbers. You are WAAAAAAYYYY off base here little MikeyCow. You better quit wasting your time on our board MikeyCow. You need to hit the streets and drum up support for your team. They are having trouble filling the Bucs stadium even though they are winning. It must be lonely not having any friends on the cow board, I can understand why you come here. Even though we pick on you, at least our company is better than none. Maybe if your mod wouldn't ban people at the drop of a hat, there would be other cow fans there for you to socialize with.

Uh oh, I hear your mommy calling. It's time for her sponge bath. You better get going now.
 
Last time FSU came to Tampa, USA didn't sell overy 8,000 mini season tickets packs that included that game but they counted them all as "dustributed", hence why there were approx 8,500 no shows for their "biggest" home game ever.

They will probably do the same this time too.
 
I hate them but I'll be that guy and defend them on this. Noon and 3:30pm September games in Florida are brutal. I've sat in the upper deck at RJS when it was just 75 degrees & still baked, the 300 level of that Stadium might as well be solar panels. Add in FSU getting blown out a week before and I can see why some Noles would rather watch it at a sports bar in AC down the street
 
What theories? Your own newpaper and beat writers called USF out for fudging attendence numbers. You are WAAAAAAYYYY off base here little MikeyCow. You better quit wasting your time on our board MikeyCow. You need to hit the streets and drum up support for your team. They are having trouble filling the Bucs stadium even though they are winning. It must be lonely not having any friends on the cow board, I can understand why you come here. Even though we pick on you, at least our company is better than none. Maybe if your mod wouldn't ban people at the drop of a hat, there would be other cow fans there for you to socialize with.

Uh oh, I hear your mommy calling. It's time for her sponge bath. You better get going now.
You're just jelly there will be more people at the USF game this weekend than any UCF home game EVER.
 
You're just jelly there will be more people at the USF game this weekend than any UCF home game EVER.

In reality, if FSU would agree to play UCF they could just move it to the Citrus Bowl and fill it better, with a more even representation of UCF/FSU fans. But, in your defense, this is the one game of the year that will pad (hopefully) respectable attendance numbers for you so I hope it is indeed a true sellout.
 
It's an FSU home game. Just like they play Georgia in Jacksonville. Of course, after they stunk up the place against Loserville last weekend, JImbo (the other one -- not the one in the Simpsons) is seeing his NFL coaching offers drying up. These two teams deserve each other! The UCF-USF game could be a bigger game than anyone expected.
 
You're just jelly there will be more people at the USF game this weekend than any UCF home game EVER.

False. We had 51,978 actual butts in seats for the CUSA championship game when we still played in the Citrus Bowl. And that was our fans because Tulsa didn't bring jack crap.

You won't have that many butts in the stadium. Of the butts you will have, 50% will be cheering for the other team. Nice try.
 

You just have no f**king clue do you?

You come here because you love us, and you are jealous. You don't see me going to the cow board to crave attention do you?

Uh oh. Your mommy is calling again. Time to get out of your basement and go give her another sponge bath. You better hurry before she get's mad.
 
Not so sure I'd be "jelly" if 80% of my stadium's attendance for a game consisted of fans of the OPPOSING team. Then again, you don't have a stadium.

Gee MikeyCow fan, you are getting an old fashioned beatdown here. Just like the one Louisville gave FSU last week. Are you sure you want to keep coming back here? You spout off the dumbest things. I know you crave our attention and you love us, and you desperately want us to return that love, but you are just not going about this the right way. Poor little MikeyCowFan....

Tisk, Tisk, Tisk...
 
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Not so sure I'd be "jelly" if 80% of my stadium's attendance for a game consisted of fans of the OPPOSING team. Then again, you don't have a stadium.


Oh hell, it is on now! I'm gonna have to watch Mikey's beatdown through my fingers 'cause this is getting ugly.

The crackback on the use of "jelly" (typically the domain of 13 year old girls) was riotous.
 
You're just jelly there will be more people at the USF game this weekend than any UCF home game EVER.
Ha, this fukcass is sized about the fact that the away team is going to pack his stadium. What a fukcing douchenozzle.
 
This will be a reminder of 2014 when we had more fans at Ray Jay than the Bulls did. Three-fourths of that stadium will be doing the Tomahawk Chop on Saturday.
 
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USF is the past for us. Sorta like when we were in the A-SUN with Stetson in hoops 15 years ago. No need to talk smack at the pitiful folks on the Gulf coast. We should commiserate with their fate.
 
USF is the past for us. Sorta like when we were in the A-SUN with Stetson in hoops 15 years ago. No need to talk smack at the pitiful folks on the Gulf coast. We should commiserate with their fate.
Yea, were in your past yet USF just teabagged you 44-3 not even a year ago in Orlando...
 
There will be more USF fans than FSU. FACT.
You are so fukcing dense, you should change your bitchass handle to fog, douchenozzle. Never at any given time in the history of the fukcing planet will there ever be more us(i)f fans than any fans from any other fukcing school at any given place at any given motherfukcing time. Let that sink in between your Minecraft session, shitass.
 
Yea, were in your past yet USF just teabagged you 44-3 not even a year ago in Orlando...

You can't help but love us PoorLittleMikeyCowFan can you? You just keep coming back for more love. I know it's lonely over there on the cow board, and no one really loves you. But you should see a professional about this obsession that you have with us. You really need to go play with your cow friends. Or do they not love you anymore? Did the cow fans ban you from your own board? Is that why you come here? PoorLittleMikeyCowFan.... what a pathetic little man you are....
 
You are so fukcing dense, you should change your bitchass handle to fog, douchenozzle. Never at any given time in the history of the fukcing planet will there ever be more us(i)f fans than any fans from any other fukcing school at any given place at any given motherfukcing time. Let that sink in between your Minecraft session, shitass.
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Says the guy who was triggered to point of rambling curse words like a 12 year old. You're a UCF and Jets fan? Man that must suck. Patriots and USF gonna smoke your terrible teams again this year.

Says the douchebag that has no company on the cow board so she has to come here to have someone to talk to.

Oh guess what? It's time for your mom's sponge bath again. You better get going or else you won't get cookies tonight...
 
Says the douchebag that has no company on the cow board so she has to come here to have someone to talk to.

Oh guess what? It's time for your mom's sponge bath again. You better get going or else you won't get cookies tonight...

293 Users were Online in the Last 24 Hours @ TBP. So there is plenty of people to chat USF football with.

You're really obsessed with sponge baths...

 
293 Users were Online in the Last 24 Hours @ TBP. So there is plenty of people to chat USF football with.

You're really obsessed with sponge baths...

And yet you keep coming back here to get the love you so desire LittleMikeyCow. You can't stay away. You love UCF so much, you regret going to that inferior Cow school. Why do you keep coming back? You are obsessed with us. You love us. We are your daddys. You show your ignorance by spouting untruths. You need to quit wasting your time coming here and drum up support for your Cow team. Your newspaper, your writers, and even your coach says you need to do this. Yet you keep coming here, because you love us.

And yes, I am obsessed with sponge baths, because your mom keeps calling me wondering where you are because she wants you to give her another one. So you need to quit wasting time here on the UCF board and go "give" it to her.
 
And yet you keep coming back here to get the love you so desire LittleMikeyCow. You can't stay away. You love UCF so much, you regret going to that inferior Cow school. Why do you keep coming back? You are obsessed with us. You love us. We are your daddys. You show your ignorance by spouting untruths. You need to quit wasting your time coming here and drum up support for your Cow team. Your newspaper, your writers, and even your coach says you need to do this. Yet you keep coming here, because you love us.

And yes, I am obsessed with sponge baths, because your mom keeps calling me wondering where you are because she wants you to give her another one. So you need to quit wasting time here on the UCF board and go "give" it to her.
I keep coming back because ya'll keep responding. If you ignore the trolls, they go away. You're just making it worse!
 
I keep coming back because ya'll keep responding. If you ignore the trolls, they go away. You're just making it worse!

Aww, poor little MikeyCowFan. You love us, and you are obsessed with us. You keep coming back because you love us so much. Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. Your team is winning, yet they suck. They can't draw a crowd if their lives depended on it. You want to be us so badly. Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. His mommy doesn't love him, but she needs his sponge baths. I don't ignore trolls, I give them what they want. Trolls like you want our love. You will keep coming back, because no one else will talk to you, and there is no one on the cow board to talk to. Their mod bans everyone. Your coach wants you to go out and drum up support for your team, yet you don't. You come here. It's because you hate the Cows and you love us. You should go tell your coach to go "F" himself and do his damn job. But you won't because you love us so much.

Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. tisk, tisk, tisk. You need help. You should see a professional.

Oh no, there is your mom calling again wondering where you are. She needs her sponge bath, you better go "give" it to her. Or no cookies for you tonight.
 
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Aww, poor little MikeyCowFan. You love us, and you are obsessed with us. You keep coming back because you love us so much. Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. Your team is winning, yet they suck. They can't draw a crowd if their lives depended on it. You want to be us so badly. Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. His mommy doesn't love him, but she needs his sponge baths. I don't ignore trolls, I give them what they want. Trolls like you want our love. You will keep coming back, because no one else will talk to you, and there is no one on the cow board to talk to. Their mod bans everyone. Your coach wants you to go out and drum up support for your team, yet you don't. You come here. It's because you hate the Cows and you love us. You should go tell your coach to go "F" himself and do his damn job. But you won't because you love us so much.

Poor LittleMikeyCowFan. tisk, tisk, tisk. You need help. You should see a professional.

Oh no, there is your mom calling again wondering where you are. She needs her sponge bath, you better go "give" it to her. Or no cookies for you tonight.
Our coach has done his job. He is 10-2 in the last 12 games with over 45 points average including a 44-3 ass raping of UCF. We're 3-0 and on the verge of being ranked if we beat FSU... Think we're doin just fine, thank you. Might want to worry about your program that's gone 1-14 dating back to last year.
 
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Our coach has done his job. He is 10-2 in the last 12 games with over 45 points average including a 44-3 ass raping of UCF. We're 3-0 and on the verge of being ranked if we beat FSU... Think we're doin just fine, thank you. Might want to worry about your program that's gone 1-14 dating back to last year.

If he has done his job, why is he begging people to come to the Cow games? Answer that one smart Cow.

We are just fine, after all, you are the one coming to our board. We aren't going to your board because you and your heard of COWs are irrelevant. You come here because you love us, and you can't get enough of us. You wish you were us. So go ahead admit it. You want to be with us and leave those stupid Cows. We know you do. That is why you keep coming back. Poor Little Mikey Cow Fan.
 
And the obsession and nut-swinging continue. Shouldn't you all be more concerned with actually figuring out how to overcome that FIU powerhouse this season?
 
And the obsession and nut-swinging continue. Shouldn't you all be more concerned with actually figuring out how to overcome that FIU powerhouse this season?

That's kind of difficult for your friend LittleMikeyCowFan, because he doesn't have any nuts, he is a COW. Shouldn't you be back over on the COW board trying to figure out how to get asses in seats instead of wasting your time over here insulting us?

Just out of curiousity, I took a look over on The Cow Pen. There are 5 threads with UCF in the header, and NO threads about the upcoming game with FSU. WTF? You COWS are obsessed with us. You can't get enough of us. You insult us about the 0-12 season last year, but yet UCF is the only thing on your minds. Shouldn't you focus your energy on beating FSU? You COWS have an inferiority complex and need to seek help.

Talk about obsession. This is a UCF board in case you didn't read the header. The only reason you turds come here is to insult us. That is an obsession. You COW fans have issues. You might want to get on your own board and drum up support for your team like your coach requests instead of sitting in a little corner trying how to figure out lame insults to hurl at us. Maybe that's why you can't get asses in seats. You are too jealous of UCF. You are more obsessed with us, than you are about your own team.
 
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