I know it's late. I watch Jaws around the 4th of July. Kind of dorky I suppose. What's your favorite line from that awesome movie?
Here is to swimmin with bow legged women ....
Here is to swimmin with bow legged women ....
Whats your favorite lines from Jaws?
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Okay, now I really wonder if you guys have been hanging out with my wife behind my back!
Did you watch not just Jaws ... but Jaws 2 as well? She did the other night. Hmmm ...
Jaws 2 makes Jaws 1 look like Jaws 3. It's that good
I had classmates at Lyman High who were extras in Jaws III down at Sea World. I think we were seniors when the casting call went out. lol.
Oh yeah? I know about a dozen people that were in Dances With Wolves.
That's how bad the movie was.
"Some people play hard to get ... I play hard to want"
"You got the bonus plan"
"Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone."
"Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats f*** with more harmony."
"I almost sh*t a Miata."
And this was way too long in coming ...
Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it?
Girl: 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane: No sh*t, honey. What do you think this is? Real life?
And some of the corniest, yet memorable, cliches ...
Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like sh*t, but... yeah, he looked like you.
Same with "You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life ... So many a-holes, so few bullets."And the classic ... '1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherf***ing genius, Jimi Hendrix.'
It was an '80s movie ... but way too late in release.
My wife thought I was original with my jokes, until she saw parts of Ford Fairlane, and realized, that was 50% of my schtick!
