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After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”
At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.
"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/butt-lick-bribery-562913
After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”
At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.
"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/butt-lick-bribery-562913