Would you lick a cop's butthole to get out of an arrest?

[cnsaguy]

Well someone would...

After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”

At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.

"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/butt-lick-bribery-562913

 

[brahmanknight]

Depends on what I am gonna be charged for.

 

[UCFWayne]

Depends on what I am gonna be charged for.

youd be lucky to not get shot first

 

[Happy Hands]

Depends on what I am gonna be charged for.

My thoughts as well. Double murder? Yeah, I'll lick a butthole.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Yeap depends on the situation.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

youd be lucky to not get shot first

THAT'S RACIST!!!

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Well someone would...

After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”

At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.

"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/butt-lick-bribery-562913

Sounds like a bad porno, IYAM.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Is she hot?

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

The worst part is that the cop then busted the lady for bribery. I always thought that to bribe somebody it had to be of value. You know offering lunch with GenShaft isn't really something of value so should that get you busted for bribery?

 

[Sir Galahad]

The worst part is that the cop then busted the lady for bribery. I always thought that to bribe somebody it had to be of value. You know offering lunch with GenShaft isn't really something of value so should that get you busted for bribery?

That is just not right, at some point you have to reward her for her effort.

 

[ChrisKnight06]

I always thought that to bribe somebody it had to be of value.

Apparently you haven't had your butthole licked.

 

[btbones]

Solid thread Title .

 

[chemmie]

My thoughts as well. Double murder? Yeah, I'll lick a butthole.

What about DUI?

 

[brahmanknight]

Apparently you haven't had your butthole licked.

 

[OlearyLookAlike]

No

 

[goodknightfl]

Finally a worthy, important topic. Answer....NO