Ever let one go in your office, thinking you're good, only to have someone come in to talk and get a whiff of the damage?
Badly timed farts
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Yes, a number of years ago. It was like a staring contest where I just grinned because I knew I was going to win.
All the time. Protein powder for breakfast is brutal. I keep a fan in my office under my desk and I'll turn that on to dissipate the offense. If it's really, really bad, I'll turn the fan on, leave my office, shut the door and return in a half hour. I'm kinda thankful we don't really have any attractive women working here.
You people are animals. Go outside or go to the bathroom.
USFSucks dropped a huge SBD bomb on me at the Darius Rucker concert this weekend. I hear at least a rip a day on my conference calls as someone forgets to mute their line
I crop dusted the Communion line in church yesterday.
The best is leaving one at the end of an isle in Publix, quickly turning the corner, then waiting for the commentary from people who walk through.
That is a risky maneuver, especially if they've been following you through the aisles.
my farts are like a pager to my secretary. Guarantee she will come in to my office within 20 seconds of ripping one.
If you are riding alone, you can wait to get to your floor, let one out and send it back down (or up). Has to be a building with a lot of traffic
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