Seriously? Nowadays its easier to find married sloots then good committed non-crazy women.Originally posted by KnightedIbis:
And where the hell does one and a friend find these hot slut wives? Just for information purposes...
My esteemed Hurricane colleague would be correct. The entire city of Dallas is overflowing with women who have cheated on their husbands multiple times. Id say conservatively over 100,000 who actively socialize looking for it -- country clubs, bars, church, you name it. Something in the water there. If you display that you appear to have more money than the chicks current husband, she wants to arrange a meeting. Maybe for a day, maybe to inspect your bank account, maybe a regular weekly thing at the Westin out by the airport, or maybe more. But they want it just the same.Originally posted by barrister1602:
Seriously? Nowadays its easier to find married sloots then good committed non-crazy women.Originally posted by KnightedIbis:
And where the hell does one and a friend find these hot slut wives? Just for information purposes...
Originally posted by HuffyCane:
...for the price of 3 glasses of house cab.
This is about the only thing I haven't done yet. I've done FMF multiple times but have never tried a MFM. Don't think I can get past another penis being that close to mine. Seen it done in porn all the time, but I'm afraid that I will be considered ghey if my schlong is touching another -- even if they are both inside a vag.Originally posted by KnightedIbis:
she was getting railed by two dudes (possibly at the same time)
Sarcasm noted ... but that's my whole point. I can't bring myself to do the MFM double penetration thing for fear of being considered ghey.Originally posted by Bob the Knight:
Rubbing two dicks together isn't gay at all...
That's how you start a crotch fire.Originally posted by Bob the Knight:
Rubbing two dicks together isn't gay at all...
Do they hold a class at Tulsa law school about how to brag about your conquests online? Really? Both of you?Originally posted by HuffyCane:
My esteemed Hurricane colleague would be correct. The entire city of Dallas is overflowing with women who have cheated on their husbands multiple times. Id say conservatively over 100,000 who actively socialize looking for it -- country clubs, bars, church, you name it. Something in the water there. If you display that you appear to have more money than the chicks current husband, she wants to arrange a meeting. Maybe for a day, maybe to inspect your bank account, maybe a regular weekly thing at the Westin out by the airport, or maybe more. But they want it just the same.Originally posted by barrister1602:
Seriously? Nowadays its easier to find married sloots then good committed non-crazy women.Originally posted by KnightedIbis:
And where the hell does one and a friend find these hot slut wives? Just for information purposes...
When I was in my mid thirties and did a lot of traveling for work, I would always pack extra condoms when I was headed to Dallas. There, San Diego and Omaha. Holy crap. Omaha has some of the best early 30 milf out there for the price of 3 glasses of house cab. And they pack their stuff and get out to get back to the hubby and kids. The Dallas gals were clingers some times.
You forgot how the wife said she had to kiss him because of blackmail and she only touched his penis and played with it a little.Originally posted by Dmarino110:
Non Ghey TLDR, Man checks his wife's text messages while she was in the shower thinking it was someone else. Discovers his wife is cheating on him.
Discovers his wife's lover has a smaller penis than him.
He has Private investigator follow her and his brother's wife.
He reports on everything the PI says to the steps he takes to prepare for divorce.
Reports on the confrontation between he and his brother vs the two cheating whores.
Reports on how his brother's wife is a lying cheating whore.
I was going broad...that went under the cheating whores headingOriginally posted by UCFRogerz:
You forgot how the wife said she had to kiss him because of blackmail and she only touched his penis and played with it a little.Originally posted by Dmarino110:
Non Ghey TLDR, Man checks his wife's text messages while she was in the shower thinking it was someone else. Discovers his wife is cheating on him.
Discovers his wife's lover has a smaller penis than him.
He has Private investigator follow her and his brother's wife.
He reports on everything the PI says to the steps he takes to prepare for divorce.
Reports on the confrontation between he and his brother vs the two cheating whores.
Reports on how his brother's wife is a lying cheating whore.
I didn't go to law school in Tulsa. My major at TU was "Getting Out of Oklahoma" However, you also are correct. TU would give you undergraduate credit for talking about who you screwed last week, if they were getting paid $6000.00 for the 3 credit hours.Originally posted by CommuterBob:
Do they hold a class at Tulsa law school about how to brag about your conquests online? Really? Both of you?Originally posted by HuffyCane:
My esteemed Hurricane colleague would be correct. The entire city of Dallas is overflowing with women who have cheated on their husbands multiple times. Id say conservatively over 100,000 who actively socialize looking for it -- country clubs, bars, church, you name it. Something in the water there. If you display that you appear to have more money than the chicks current husband, she wants to arrange a meeting. Maybe for a day, maybe to inspect your bank account, maybe a regular weekly thing at the Westin out by the airport, or maybe more. But they want it just the same.Originally posted by barrister1602:
Seriously? Nowadays its easier to find married sloots then good committed non-crazy women.Originally posted by KnightedIbis:
And where the hell does one and a friend find these hot slut wives? Just for information purposes...
When I was in my mid thirties and did a lot of traveling for work, I would always pack extra condoms when I was headed to Dallas. There, San Diego and Omaha. Holy crap. Omaha has some of the best early 30 milf out there for the price of 3 glasses of house cab. And they pack their stuff and get out to get back to the hubby and kids. The Dallas gals were clingers some times.
^^^^ pretty much this ^^^^Originally posted by HuffyCane:
Which would you rather read about? My comments on something that we've all done or would do under the circumstances or two paragraphs from chemmie on the need for better craft beer selections at the Hindu temples in Bhutan because the boysenberry pale ale aged in the stomach of an ostrich and only brewed every ten years on Genghis Khan's birthday is not what he normally enjoys on vacation?
Originally posted by barrister1602:
^^^^ pretty much this ^^^^Originally posted by HuffyCane:
Which would you rather read about? My comments on something that we've all done or would do under the circumstances or two paragraphs from chemmie on the need for better craft beer selections at the Hindu temples in Bhutan because the boysenberry pale ale aged in the stomach of an ostrich and only brewed every ten years on Genghis Khan's birthday is not what he normally enjoys on vacation?
Me neither. I have better things to read than a bunch of narcissistic bullshit.Originally posted by 1ofTheseKnights:
No fvcking clue what Jenny vs Carly is - proud of it
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Now we will never know how it ends.Originally posted by YouSeeEffer:
REMOVED! ACCOUNT DELETED!
now the biggest question is, was it all a hoax or did his divorce lawyer tell him to remove it...
now that you know of Reddit you need to look up the story of Kevin...
Haha Kevin, he didn't know a cat and dog were two different species of animal.Originally posted by Dmarino110:
the story of Kevin...
Yes, Mr. 41,000 posts.Originally posted by UCFKnight85:
Did you guys really spend that much time reading the fictional tales of a delusional random message board guy?
Originally posted by UCFRogerz:
Yes, Mr. 41,000 posts.Originally posted by UCFKnight85:
Did you guys really spend that much time reading the fictional tales of a delusional random message board guy?